Based on a recent study, it has been found that Covid-1984 is twice as likely to spread in gyms. Due to this, a new regulation is in place for countries that have one gym for every 6,660 citizens or more. The regulation states that any person inside a gym must use a minimum of two masks and anyone using a treadmill must use two masks and a nose plug. Anyone who refuses will be banned from gyms for life and get a sad face emoji tattoo on the forehead.
WHO is excited to announce a partnership with Clingy Wrap in new, state-of-the-art mask production! The new Clingy Wrap Super Hygienic Face Muzzle is 20 times more effective at blocking harmful air! And that’s not all! After your next experimental jab, you’ll get one of these Face Muzzles FREE!
Night clubs in cities with populations of 6,660,000 or more will require people between the ages of 24 and 60 to have a special nano QR code embedded in their irises to prove they’ve been shot.
While deaths from the jab may or may not have exceeded actual deaths from the Omnicrap variant, WHO still recommends getting shot and being afraid of cryptic sounding virus names.
A new study by an unnamed pseudo-scientific organization may or may not confirm that viruses such as Covid-1984 are twice as deadly in a well hydrated human body. Therefore, WHO recommends drinking less water, to ensure a dehydrated, healthier, happier, and more sparse human populace. Anyone who agrees to have their water intake monitored and doesn’t drink water for three business days will get a 20 dollar credit from our partners at GoogAppleZon!
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