The Officially Unofficial WHO Updates On Covid-1984 (SATIRE)

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WHO Covid-1984 Updates

December 10, 2021

The WHO recommends that, despite over a 99 percent survival rate, people should continue to stay indoors, obstruct their breathing with masks, avoid exercise, and get mystery shots in the arm to combat Covid-1984.

The WHO has teamed up with GoogAppleZon in an exciting new jab campaign. Just upload your shot QR code to GoogAppleZon to prove you’ve given up your sovereignty and ownership of your body, and a you’ll get a fun mystery prize from GoogAppleZon!

New regulations in the EU will fine any unshot person between 322 and 19,840 Euros per day, unless they’re friends with Bill Gates.

Due to the new Omnicrap variant, new travel restrictions are now in effect for countries starting with the letter “O”. Anyone who thinks this doesn’t make sense will be subjected to punishments such as (but not limited to) name calling, scowling, stern looks, public floggings, private floggings, loss of livelihood, and/or extreme toenail pulling.

New WHO “I Got Shot” stickers, shirts, hats, and arm bands now available! Just search “I Got Shot” on your mobile GoogAppleZon tracking device and start shopping! Show the world you’ve been shot up with a chemical cocktail posing as medicine, and get one today!

All information in this document is neither confirmed nor denied by The WHO.

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