That was quite the thorough review!
I see you have done your research.
I've watched a ton of GI Joe after school but I couldn't tell you anything about any sort of plot other than Cobra commander = bad.
I think you know why I watched,
Sweet sweet Scarlett <3
as a kid Destro was my favorite...although these day I pay closer attention to when the Baroness is on screen. but also I've come to appreciate the voice acting a lot...cobra commander in particular is fun