Enjoying sex with a partner and understanding what pleases them can be challenging and may be getting more complicated as genders become more fluid. After 120 years of personal research, I'd like to share the tips I see as working best.
Add some spice by texting with other people while making love. You will get bonus points if it's a voice call or facetime. This shows your lover that you are a popular and busy man with social awareness and that you care about her family.
Let out your inner animal! Make random animal sounds like dolphin or kangaroo. The more exotic the creature, the more likely your sheets will burst into flames from all the added passion!
Show how clever and funny you are. While in a deep moment where her legs are wrapped around you, you are holding her close and looking deep into her eyes, whisper either of the following:
- The name of a hawt female such as a movie star or even better, a mutual friend! Or, if you want to be particularly daring, try a random male name, like this: "Oh John!" or "Oh Frank!"
- An off the wall phrase in her ear like, "Do you think Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly are the same person?" or "Do you like jalapenos on your pizza?" Or "I'll reverse my vasectomy if you want to get genetic engineering done so our offspring is born with a 200 I.Q. and a monkey tail."
Call her randomly and share a history lesson in detail. She'll appreciate your generosity, caring, and knowledge. Also, text her multiple times a day asking if she is okay. If you want to be particularly daring, make the texts long and share the worst parts of your day. Be sure early on to inform her about all your shortcomings so she really feels your vulnerability, which will ignite her trust and lust for you.
With ADHD and cynicism being popular, the modern man must be jittery, fast, constantly changing the pace every 3 to 5 seconds, and completely unpredictable with your touch. In 2018, slow, intense, caring, and sensual are boring.
Good communication is important. Be sure to evaluate her throughout the encounter. Especially from the moment she starts getting undressed. Add use of numbers for increased depth.
Asians in lab coats and fancy titles have proven garlic and sweat can be powerful aphrodisiacs when used together in a strong enough dose. Important to know that anything less than four days without bathing and a full clove of garlic will come across as just plain lame body odor, which is totally inconsiderate.
Do not ask if she wants to bring her sister in on a threesome... until you first (a) make sure she's in a good mood and/or drunk or high, (b) you are sure she understands just how hawt you find her sister to be, and (c) at least make out with the sister first to make sure there is chemistry. Oh and for extra brownie points, show your courage and honesty by sharing with her in detail the thoughts, feelings, and scenarios you create in your mind about her sister when masturbating.
2018 version: https://discord.com/channels/929761533238591588/929767288465420368/937757161839292436