To be a house Fly , On the wall when J.Sun found out the news, I bet it was epic...

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To be a house Fly, On the wall when J.Sun found out the news, I bet it was epic...

I won't pretend to be the first to be breaking this news to you. ( Here - and - Here) However, a few short hours ago the new hard fork (HF23) happened on Steem (*you know that old place). This hard fork had two big components to it.

The first was reducing power down from 13 weeks so 4 weeks. Okay, whatever, bug deal.. but like... no big deal. But the second part of this was to take about $5 million worth of steem from some of the biggest anti-Justin Sun vocalists who were witnesses on steam and spoke up against him, from their accounts and wipe it out.

The hard fork was to take all the steam balances from these 60 people and drop it into a newly made account called @community321.

The Twist

So when the hard fork went live, the funds were directed to this newly made account, and then this newly made account, swap their keys at the last minute and sent the funds straight to Bittrex. ROLF

The memo along with it " These are funds stolen by the Steem witnesses using HF23 May 20th 2020 - please return them to their original owners prior to the fork :) "

BAWHAHAHAHAA... So this is where I get the being up fly on the wall in that office.

let's paint a picture.

Justin Sun is sitting there at his desk happy that is about to receive 5 million, then some lonely intern who was tasked by his overseers to break the news crawls on into the office.

In this lonely peon has the suicidal task of telling j. Sun that he did not get his 5 million coins. in a week and timid voice, he says "yes Justin they want to funk you"

I could just imagine shit storm that was let loose from this. BAWHAHAHAHAHA.

J.S says something like "Do you want to fuck Justin Sun?".. then he probably lets loose with a golf club on this poor lonely peon. perhaps it was only an intern, which wouldn't be so bad...

No matter,

  • What do you think that conversation went like?

This should deftly be made to some sort of movie, or live-action anime ( Is that anything even?)...perhaps even an interactive point-and-click videogame...

I am very curious to see how this plays out in the morning.

  • What will Bittrex DO?
  • What will be the PR blunder Justin Sun will say?
  • Who is this mysterious hero

That's all, for now, have a great night!

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Justin seems to be the type of villain that the more time goes by the more cartoonish of a caricature he becomes of himself.

To be honest, at this point, I would put more stock in Wile E Coyote catching the roadrunner than Justin Sun ever being able to take a W in PR against the HIVE tribe.

Hell I think Snidely Whiplash is more competent than JSun. Shoot even Muttley and he's just a dog!

We need to get a cartoonist on this story ASAP. Would be hilarious.

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"To be honest, at this point, I would put more stock in Wile E Coyote catching the roadrunner than Justin Sun ever being able to take a W in PR against the HIVE tribe."
@anthonyadavisii HAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is hilarious I love it. the bumbling villain who gets defeated by his own dumb foolery. We can call his comic strip "the misadventures of J. Sun".
Though I wonder who his plucky sidekick will be... Perhaps Tron boy ? Yes, J.Sun and Tron Boy try to battle the forces of decentralization. 👍❤️😄

Paging @overkillcoin, this might be right up his alley. A narrative comic strip following the exploits of one Justin Sun, bumbling crypto villain.

@anthonyadavisii Yes, this would be a fun comic indeed.
deep within the fortifications of the Tron Corporation, the bumbling villain each week goes on a quest to take over the crypto universe but fails in hilarious ways. Bawhahaha... I would upvote that comic. 😅