Haha, awesome tweet! I think it's so far the only one that triggered my curiosity and I clicked to read the post. Thzt's how tweets should be like. Well done!
I absolutely disagree with the 'cruel facts', lol, but that is besides the point.
Great tactic
Let's hope someone I know in twitter and who is not yet in Steemit, comes here and never leaves. That's a lot to ask / hope! :)