πŸŒ±πŸ‘Ύ Weird Plant Or Alien Dildo? πŸ‘ΎπŸŒ±

in STEMGeeks β€’ 16 days ago

Anyone following my blog knows my love for strange and bizarre animals, as I publish at least one or two posts every week featuring a weird species.

I don't discriminate though. I love everything strange regardless of the kingdom it belongs.

And today's fella is a plant. Although it looks more like a weird fungi. Or an alien dildo. I'll leave that to you :)

As always, let's begin with a photo:

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Meet the Sarcodes, commonly known as the snow plant or snow flower:

Sarcodes is the monotypic genus of a north-west American flowering springtime plant in the heath family (Ericaceae), containing the single species Sarcodes sanguinea, commonly called the snow plant or snow flower. source

Now, its looks is not the only weird thing about this little fella. It also has a really interesting life cycle. It doesn't produce any chlorophyll so it parasitizes on a fungi to get energy. And the fungi in turn also depend on another plant to get their energy. So it's short of a parasite parasitizing on parasites πŸ˜‚

It is a parasitic plant that derives sustenance and nutrients from mycorrhizal fungi that attach to tree roots. Lacking chlorophyll, it is unable to photosynthesize. Ectomycorrhizal (EM) symbioses involve a mutualism between a plant root and a fungus; the plant provides fixed carbon to the fungus and in return, the fungus provides mineral nutrients, water, and protection from pathogens to the plant. The snow plant takes advantage of this mutualism by tapping into the network and stealing sugars from the photosynthetic partner by way of the fungus. source

Pretty interesting, right :)

Here are two videos with actual footage and some more info on these fellas:

Ok friends, this it with today's dosage of weird.

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That is definitely suitably weird! Can't say I've ever seen one in its natural habitat and even though there does seem to be some evidence for its existence in nature I'm leaning more towards the Alien Dildo theory... potentially left behind as a side effect of abductions. I did not ask for the anal probe...

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Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

I recently discovered that channel , the guy is hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

While I've always heard that anything could be a dildo if you're brave enough, I suspect this item would lack the required stiffness. Ergo, I'm going with weird plant. Cool though! I had no idea there were so many parasitic plants.

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Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

We can only know if we try!

I'll leave that to you. πŸ˜†

would for sure, i can already feel it providing me pleasure.

Thanks for sharing,

Horny now.

Alien dildo for sure….

Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

You are the dildo expert!

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Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

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It's an interesting plant πŸ˜‚. Resembles a dragon fruit at first glance when it's not blooming. More knowledge for me πŸ‘. Thank you~
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Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

You are right, it looks a bit like a dragon fruit!

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Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

Tanks!

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looks like Alien Butt Plug

Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

Would?

already did

How'd it feel?
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Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

Tingly?

Excellent!

I never heard for a parasite using another parasite. I guess there are weird stuff in nature.

My vote is on alien dildo, yet cleverly disguised as an earth plant. Cheers! !BEER

Β 15 days agoΒ Β 

I share the same sentiment πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Β 16 days agoΒ Β 

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I have never seen such a plant, but it looks beautiful. It is red, so is it poisonous?

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