steemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 18 hours agoSatire for DangerSource: These lines are written on the edge of danger danger is a friend of my brother of course they call him that because he always falls to the ground he seldom walks on his feet danger is stumblingsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • yesterdaySatire for ReorderingSource: Some controversial lines on order reordering means creating a slide reordering is keeping the same order of course, as long as it does not involve books reordering comes and goes like the wavessteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 2 days agoSatire for DebtorsSource: A few lines of frustration debtors came to my house then borrowed money from me I gave it to them and never saw it again debtors are a malicious species they just want money without friendshipsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 2 days agoSatire for the ExampleSource: These will not be didactic at all much less a practical example the example is the opposite of what is done there are no examples in science everything is relative and exact with the example peoplesteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 4 days agoSatire for RestSource: A few lines for the days of rest rest is an enemy I know I say this because it never visits me rest is not necessary of course they say that to rest is to recover but honestly someone doesn'tsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 4 days agoSatire for Translators Source: Nothing that is written here is understood of course you can't understand it because the translator doesn't work translators cause more problems than solutions sometimes they work sometimes theysteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 4 days agoSatire for InequalitySource: With these lines everyone is treated equally inequality is a good way to get pregnant inequality is defined as an abundance of everything but never the absence of anything it is something likesteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 5 days agoSatire for LanguagesSource: These lines are about multicultural language languages are not a particular way of speaking on the contrary they are a gag to silence languages come from jupiter and are perfected in terrestrialsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 6 days agoMy story for #ZapFic50Monday: “clerk" v04Source: A "clerk" fell in love with a beautiful royal princess, the princess' parents refused the engagement because they did not want a "clerk", until one day a good man was promoted to general managersteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 6 days agoSatire for the WoundedSource: Come these lines to help the wounded the wounded are many and not one of course it is not about terrible mistakes nor to meet relatives it is part of the royal advice of always the wounded neversteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 6 days agoMy story for #ZapFic50Monday: “clerk" v03Source: Once upon a time there was a clerk who was trying to be promoted in the company where he worked at the cost of gossip, good woman gave him an advice never do evil to your colleagues, because thatsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 7 days agoSatire for the CandiesSource: Very salty lines from end to end candy is a cement block in some cases it becomes a food, usually prepared candies are a cousin of molten sugar in a baking of sugars the candies are defeated candiessteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 7 days agoMy story for #ZapFic50Monday: “clerk" v02Source: Once upon a time a clerk wanted to finish the workday in the shortest time possible but his boss assigned him twice as much work to transcribe, the clerk did not take his hour break and managedsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 8 days agoSatire for SnakesSource: A very crawly snake-like lineage of snakes say that snakes are ophidians of course they are not a suborder of dogs because their surname is of sauropsids friends are called diapsids but they neversteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 9 days agoSatire for the MotorizedSource: High-speed lines motorized vehicles use four wheels although occasionally they use only two wheels bikers are presidents of the republic these are bicycle drivers other times they are drivers ofsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 10 days agoMy story for #ZapFic50Monday: “clerk" Source: In an office of the extraterrestrial agency for refugees, and immigrants, in the dwarf galaxy the "clerk" asked his immediate boss to raise his salary, if he did not resign, the dwarf galacticsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 10 days agoSatire for the EggsSource: A few lines with a lot of cholesterol eggs are a crazy bunch these characters are given to smell bad they're about to die eggs want to be chickens the eggs have snake teeth they often come outsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 11 days agoSatire for the SingersSource: These will be very vocal lines the singers are scoundrels they're always drunk at concerts singers sing before the show they are almost never available to sing birthdays singers form an electoralsteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 11 days agoSatire for DictionariesSource: This is not about languages or signs dictionaries don't know about words many times the dictionary loses its compass the dictionary is not a masterpiece much less a reference tool the dictionarysteemtpistia (67)in Freewriters • 12 days agoSatire for SwimmersSource: Swimmers are people not fish clear they are a person skilled in running some in swimming in closed waters others in open water but in the end they are…