P.S. The currently available gene therapy concoction is formulated for original Wuhan virus strain and not new variants so we’re working on a new formulation that should work against omicron in just 100 days, but for now because omicron is such a scary strain that’s super mild and won’t cause much death or severe disease as those who discovered it acknowledge, its vitally important that you take your booster of the formulation that is so effective against omicron that we have to make a whole new formulation in order to have an effective shot for omicron. We care about your health and are totally not telling you to take a shot that is not effective against omicron to protect yourself against omicron because we’re greedy profiteers. We truly believe if you inject the ineffective formulation into your bodies enough times, it will somehow magically become effective, and that’s why we needed to make a whole new shot formulated specifically for omicron, because why rely on effective boosters and double or triple doses when we could just make a whole new injection that won’t be ready for 100 days when omicron is no longer a thing any more. And if you question our logic, you’re not just peddling dangerous misinformation, you are engaging in criminal activity.
- yours truly, Pfizer