Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #119 🤫
🚁 Drone Spies, Muddin' Dogs & Viet Wrestling Champs 🤼♂️
May 14th, 2024featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @kbv.animalwelf (click pic to go to post)
This the the 4th annual DOG MUDDIN' FESTIVAL kicked off in Thailand. Doggists and their dogs from all over Thailand gather at this countryside pagoda each year for a festival of dogs, mud, and dogs and mud together.
There are many vendors here also, offering services from hot dog baths to cold dog baths, mud masks and even peanut butter shakes. I guess there is kind of a brown theme, probably best to stay away from the peanut butter shakes, but still plenty of fun to be had.
by: @gooddream (click pic to go to post)
Many of you probably wonder what the mysterious ASEAN Hiver @gooddream does in his spare time other than just being awesome. Well, word on the streets is that he recently won the 2024 VIET PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING BELT, wrestling under the name Luscious Locks.
His patented move is rumored to be the "Bok Bagok," where he renders his opponent unconscious with the use of only a rubber chicken and sleight of hand. I @gooddream will either confirm the rumors or put them to rest so us ASEAN Hive wrestling fans can have some peace.
by: @luueetang (click pic to go to post)
Recently Malaysian authorities detained a HUMANOID DRONE for espionage activities, with evidence this automated drone was pretending to be a human doing cosplay while carefully gathering top secret information on the latest murtabak and nasi lemak technology.
There is reason to believe this chrome computer man was going to return to Singapore and sell this culinary tech to the highest bidder, creating a culinary war between the two countries. What's worse is the drone is reported to be a double agent by Indonesian authorities, supposedly selling national tempeh secrets to Malaysian culinary gangsters.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Congratulations to these awesome writers. @gooddream is not just a dream and bowling expert. I think he knows everything.
He is a mysterious man full of knowledge, rumor has he is even a master of bowling ball repair.
You share some deep insights and I'm very happy so I followed your main account as well.. am epic festival man... very very nice
Glad you enjoyed this, I have fun creating a new alternate story from a single image.
You're really good at this
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Many many congratulations to the winners.