LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/11/2024

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/11/2024

original source

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-18-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 5-3-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-3-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 47 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@logen9f	1	1
@servelle	2	2-3
@borniet	1	4
@esbat	1	5
@savvytester	2	6-7
@pirulito.zoado	1	8
@astramar	2	9-10
@anonyvoter	1	11
@fun.farms	2	12-13
@cryptovisitor	1	14
@awesomegames007	2	15-16
@yeckingo1	1	17
@barski	1	18
@henruc	1	19
@fjworld	1	20
@hivecurious	1	21
@ieronimus	1	22
@crazyphantombr	1	23
@amaari	2	24-25
@sylmarill	1	26
@irvet	1	27
@arpuch	1	28
@efmm	2	29-30
@pepetoken	2	31-32
@astym	2	33-34
@manuvert	1	35
@oasiskp2	1	36
@keechadkikali	1	37
@cursephantom	1	38
@ironshield	1	39
@iceledy	1	40
@edgerik	1	41
@svanbo	1	42
@tub3r0	1	43
@belhaven14	1	44
@vaynard86	1	45
@cryptomeme	1	46
@holovision.play	1	47

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 7 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester

@savvytester, 47 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[svanbo]

!LOLZ !PIZZA

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[pirulito.zoado]

!lolz
only you win @savvytester 🤣

[fun.farms]

!ALIVE

[youarealive]

@pirulito.zoado! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. _(1/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Hope you win soon too (at least twice in a row)! 🤗

Have some !LOLZ with !LUV! 😁

[luvshares]

pirulito.zoado, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(8/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.
_{Credit: reddit}
@pirulito.zoado, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[savvytester]

Thanks for the 47 !LOLZ prize! 🤗 I already won 44 LOLZ yesterday! 😅

!WEED

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[astramar]

Congratulations! And that's great! !LUV !HUG !WEED

[savvytester]

I wonder when you can win twice in a row too. 🤔😅 !LUV !HUG

[hug.bot]

Dear @astramar, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @savvytester.
_(2/3)

[luvshares]

astramar, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(8/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[astramar]

I'd like to know that too 😀 !WEED !LUV

[luvshares]

savvytester, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 _(2/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[weed.dispenser]

@savvytester!

@astramar passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[hug.bot]

Dear @savvytester, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @astramar.
_(1/2)

[luvshares]

savvytester, astramar sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/5) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[weed.dispenser]

@savvytester!

@astramar passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[astym]

Please accept my congratulations! !LOLZ !LUV

[luvshares]

savvytester, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(5/8)
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[savvytester]

Thanks for congratulating! 😀 Hope you too win twice in a row soon! 🤗 !LOLZ !LUV

[astym]

It seems like I've already had this, but I don't mind repeating it, thanks for the wish😀😂
!LOLZ !LUV

[luvshares]

savvytester, astym sent you LUV. 🙂 _(1/1) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
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[savvytester]

You won 34 LOLZ on February 27, 2024 and 38 LOLZ on February 28, 2024 (UTC). 🤔 Those were the only times that you won twice in a row. 😎 !LOLZ !LUV

[luvshares]

astym, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(2/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
_{Credit: reddit}
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[astym]

😆👍So, I can consider myself lucky too😘
!LOLZ !LUV

[savvytester]

Being lucky in a raffle is more of winning more often in general than winning more often in consecutive days. 🤔🤓 !LUV

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[luvshares]

astym, savvytester sent you LUV. 🙂 _(9/10) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra
_{Credit: reddit}
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[iceledy]

Good game! I join in the congratulations! !LOLZ !LUV !HUG

[luvshares]

savvytester, iceledy sent you LUV. 🙂 _(2/4) tools | trade | connect | wiki | daily

Made with LUV by crrdlx.

[hug.bot]

Dear @savvytester, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @iceledy.
_(1/3)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
_{Credit: reddit}
@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[tub3r0]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.
@tub3r0, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 0.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[tub3r0]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of tub3r0

(1/1)
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[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[oasiskp2]

Congrats to the winner.
!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of oasiskp2

(4/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[iceledy]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.
_{Credit: lofone}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(3/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[hivecurious]

!LOLZ 😉

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[barski]

!VSC
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

[visualbot]

_{@barski has sent VSC to @lolz.burner}

_{This post was rewarded with 0.1 VSC to support your work.
Join our photography communityVisual Shots
Check here to view or trade VSC Tokens
Be part of our Curation Trail}

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_{@barski ha enviado VSC a @lolz.burner}

_{Éste post fue recompensado con 0.1 VSC para apoyar tu trabajo.
Únete a nuestra comunidad de fotografía Visual Shots
Consulte aquí para ver o intercambiar VSC Tokens
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Uses: 3/25

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ barski. _(3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[fun.farms]

Second !LOLZ Burn for Saturday entry 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[fun.farms]

Burning !LOLZ Tokens 🤡

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[esbat]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(2/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[logen9f]

!lolz

[fun.farms]

!BEER

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[beerlover]

^{View or trade BEER.}

Hey @logen9f, here is a little bit of BEER from @fun.farms for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

[servelle]

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[meme.bot]

Credit: orionvk
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[servelle]

One more
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[manuvert]

!lolz

[anonyvoter]

Here you go !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[henruc]

!lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[fjworld]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[ieronimus]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[lolz.pimp]

lolztoken.com

YOU HAVE BEEN !PIMP SLAPPED!
Thank you for being an !LOLZ supporter.

[thepimpdistrict]

^{You must be killin' it out here!
@lolz.pimp just slapped you with 10.000 PIMP, @amaari.
You earned 10.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 3/4 possible people today.}

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^{Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District}

[pepetoken]

!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(1/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(1/50)

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[pepetoken]

!ALIVE !BBH !LOLZ

[bbhbot]

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. _(2/50)

[youarealive]

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. _(2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[irvet]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[weed.dispenser]

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
_{If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP}

[savvytester]

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !WINEX! 😎

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A taxidermist takes only your skin.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[yeckingo1]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[sylmarill]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[awesomegames007]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

[cursephantom]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.
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(1/10)
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[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[astramar]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.
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(2/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

[svanbo]

Haven't you been winning a few days ago @savvytester ?Congratulations !GIF !LOLZ

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries
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(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[pizzabot]

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
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svanbo tipped lolz.burner

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.
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(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[astym]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
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(4/8)
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[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
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(3/10)
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[edgerik]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.
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(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[belhaven14]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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[cryptomeme]

!lolz !meme

[meme.bot]

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[pepe-cash]

!LOLZ