LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/6/2024

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/6/2024

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-13-2024 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 4-28-2024

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 4-28-2024.

Your support helped build today's prize of 39 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 25 which belongs to our lucky winner:

svanbo
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@svanbo, 39 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today, with !PIZZA! 😎

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOL

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.

Credit: reddit
@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ !ALIVE !BBH

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ pepetoken. (3/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

@lolz.burner! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @pepetoken. (4/50)

How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Here you go !LOLZ

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

Credit: belhaven14
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lol

My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(2/5) tipped @lolz.burner

Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP

Check out our last posts:

Our Hive Power Delegations to the April PUM Winners
Feedback from the May Hive Power Up Day
Hive Power Up Month Challenge - April 2024 Winners List

!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!ALIVE

@lolz.burner! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ servelle. (2/20)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

One more
!LOLZ

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ 🤣

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/6)
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!LOLZ

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/6)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!lolz

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/4)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!lolz

I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sieghard1990

(1/2)
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!lolz

A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Olá amigos, vamos tentar novamente!
!LOL

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/8)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ 😉

Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of esbat

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/6)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/8)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

!LOLZ

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of awesomegames007

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

Good Luck!
!LOL

I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

!LOLZ

Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

No way.... I was just thinking that I possibly had been winning, and BANG! Thanks @lolz.burner for the !LOLZ

What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

!LOLZ

Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pirulito.zoado

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOLZ

I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of belhaven14

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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Post with the most comments of the day.

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Hive Power Up Month Challenge - April 2024 Winners List

Congrats @svanbo
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@middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny Pets

What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!LOLZ

Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keechadkikali

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

!LOL

As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

!lolz

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

Credit: adedayoolumide
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ
!HUG

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Uses: 5/25

Dear @lolz.burner, you just got hugged.
I sent 1.0 HUG on behalf of @barski.
(1/3)

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of barski

(1/10)
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!ALIVE !LOLZ !VSC 🤡

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Uses: 1/25

@barski! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @ fun.farms. (3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want, plus you can win Hive Power (2x 50 HP) and Alive Power (2x 500 AP) delegations (4 weeks), and Ecency Points (4x 50 EP), in our chat every day.

Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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@barski, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(5/10)
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Hey @fun.farms, here is a little bit of BEER from @barski for you. Enjoy it!

Did you know that <a href='https://dcity.io/cityyou can use BEER at dCity game to buy cards to rule the world.

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!BBH
!ALIVE

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Uses: 19/25

@fun.farms! Your Content Is Awesome so I just sent 1 $BBH (Bitcoin Backed Hive) to your account on behalf of @barski. (3/5)

!gif Happy Bank Holiday !LOLZ Burning !MEME 🤡

People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

Monday !LOLZ Burn! 🤡

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM