LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

in LOLZ's Fun House3 years ago (edited)

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Week 4 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here

Welcome to our weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Last week's Challenge was a success and we added several jokes to our database and gave out a bunch of LOLZ.

We built an airdrop bot this weekend to help with handing out the rewards, so we plan to drop the rewards throughout the week, rather than waiting till near the end of week.

The Tasks

  • Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
  • Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

  • Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
  • Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
  • Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

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About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
  • Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.

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@reinerzufall89

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Yes, perfect! We will add it to our database. !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@thales7 - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Oops... plus 1 !LOLZ for the tag!

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

@thales7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (19/10)

That's as sweet as a Belgium chocolate.

joke,
How do trees get on the internet? They log in
I re-blogged
@bashadow

Thank you, I liked the joke you had.

Great, we like it and !DROPLOLZ 8 LOLZ for your contribution.

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@dksart - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

What do you call an elephant who is the head of an Italian gang?

A masta don.

and reblogged

I had never heard that one, thanks for the contribution! !DROPLOLZ 7

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@deanlogic - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

It has to be kid friendly lol

hehehe well my kids are harder than some so yeah HAHAHA

I was hearing full put uncensored jokes and watching porn when I was 13. No silly religious rules in 9ur home, just living with the consequence if your actions.

reblog it !LOLZ

And one more !LOLZ for it. Thanks!

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (9/10)

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @blumela
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

Tagging @alovely088

How to make a colourant. Rant and colour

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@daniella619 - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

At Kinder, all the kids were asked what they wanted to be when they grew up. A boy raised his hand and shouted he would like to be a secret agent....I don't think he would make a good secret agent :D

Reblogged and @hollowknightgod

Thanks! I will probably shorten it, but we will accept it. !DROPLOLZ 8

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@boboman - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Why do math teacher have so many babies? Because they know how to multiply

Where is !LOL when you need it. Give the absolute a break he is a teacher of a-rhythm-tricks.

drum roll

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

@theabsolute, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)

Perfect! We will accept that joke and !DROPLOLZ 6 LOLZ to you.

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@theabsolute - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I'm thinking about making a club in school for all of us that love math. We should be called the Algebros

I just bought some Algebro from Hive-engine. The asked me to pay Quadratically.

Very good. We will add it and !DROPLOZ 5 for the contribution!

oops... forgot to !DROPLOLZ 5 you for this.

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@theabsolute - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Reblogged!
!LOLZ

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@emeka4, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

Thanks for the re-blog. !DROPLOLZ 1

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@emeka4 - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Hello Guys! my joke!

!LOLZ

Two friends meet. The first, he knows that his friend is a passionate fisherman asks:
"Didn't you go fishing today?"
"NO! I wouldn't have taken anything"
"How can you be sure?"
"I read today's horoscope which said:" Lucky day for the fish "

@bencwarmer tag!:)

!PGM
!BEER
!LUV 1

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@blumela, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

Thanks for the !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 2

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

@blumela, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (8/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@blumela - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago
I now live in constant fear
🤣

Haha that is amazing😂😂😂
!LOLZ

I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.

@bulldog-joy, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @vcclothing
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

We love it! !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@bulldog-joy - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

hanks for the !LOLZ

What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)

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Wanna eat rice? Tell mum about an expensive soup you like so much

This is true! !DROPLOLZ 1

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@daniella619 - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Yo mama ate so much soup when she gets in an elevator it has to go down.

Hahaha
Very funny joke

!LOLZ a little mean spirited for us, but we think it is funny!

What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

@mehmetfix yorum yapmak mantıklı olabilir. Diğerleri değil :D

NE gibi bir yorum yapabileceğimi bilmiyorum. Gerçektne bir veritabanı mı oluşturuyorlar acaba 😅

Veri tabanını komik şeyler için oluşturuyorlar. Fıkra Türkçesi. Senin her yazdığını kayıt etmiyorlar !LOLZ

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@mecurry, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

Not sure what you said but !DROPLOLZ 2 for you!

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mecurry - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Joke.

When you look outside the window and see your neighbor naked, walking around in their backyard. Make sure you lock eyes. If it doesn't happen make sure it happens. Even if you have to go jump over the fence and then lock eyes.

Nice. Not what we are looking for but funny. !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@akumagai - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

reblogged.

@thales7 bomba airdroplarım geldi :D etiketi yapmalısın

Thanks for the tag! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mecurry - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Joke

3 window cleaners, Tom, John and Brad are doing their normal job, scaling the side of a sky scraper. As they wash windows their discussion trailed onto the topic of what's for lunch. Tom says he has a tuna sandwich, John claims to have instant noodles and needs a microwave on lunch, while Brad has a salad.

The day carries on and lunch finally arrives, all 3 of them are not overly satisfied with the mundane lunch they eat everyday. Brad claims his salad is so bad he will jump off the building tomorrow if he receives a salad, while the other 2 laugh and reconcile on how dissatisfied they also are, the 3 of them make a pact.

All 3 claim if they receive the same lunch tomorrow, they will certainly jump from the building and exit this mundane life to save themselves from the daily grind.

So the work day starts and all 3 Tom, John and Brad are enjoying their coffee and morning routines prepping for work. Being a busy day, they plan to eat lunch on the platform. The lunch time finally rolls around and the moment of truth comes to light as Tom pulls out a soup, John pulls out a sandwich and brad pulls out a salad... Immediately Brad jumps to his death, to the shock of his friends he had received a salad...

While attending the funeral Tom and John are comforting Brads wife and eventually the discussion comes up about the jump, when Tom asks Brads wife "who made him that salad everyday" ... She replies "Brad made his own lunch."

sorry if this is lame, i do not know kid friendly jokes, this suicide joke was lame and not even kid safe, i do not know how to be funny if i am censored.

Not lame at all. Certainly too long for our needs, but a funny joke! !DROPLOLZ 1

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@phusionphil - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Heartbreak pill. Take soda because you're sober
@ddn688

That is so true. !DROPLOLZ 2

Sundays are always a little sad
but the day before is a sadder day.

@youngelder, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@youngelder - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Another Joke

They asked a man, What's foul in the field of play?
He answered, how will foul play football, only human being do play ball.

!LOLZ 😂😂

Has a Shakespearean ring to it. Like something out of the first act of Macbeth.

OH NO!
You are out of jokes for the day!

@samest you can call @lolzbot a maximum of 1 times per day.
Level up by buying more $LOLZ so you can share more jokes per day!

Thanks for the !LOLZ

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

@samest, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (18/10)

Reblogged

And now one !LOLZ for the reblog! Thanks!

What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

@thales7, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (20/10)

Reblogged the post

!DROPLOLZ 2 more for the reblog and tag!

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@theabsolute - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Tagging @mineopoly

Do we have time for jokes?

Depends on your perception of time

My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.

Revlogged this post

Tagging @ladyofpolicy ok this one.

Perfect! Thanks for the addtion, reblog, and tag. !DROPLOLZ 8

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@henryglowz - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Reblogged and I'm leaving these two for you guys.

1 - "What did the full glass say to the half empty glass? You look drunk!"

2 - "What did the salt say to the pepper? Catch you in the next seasoning.

You full!!!!!

Answer my three question or suffer the consequences you will:

  1. What is your name good knight?

  2. What is your hollow quest?

  3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I'm the hollowknightgod my good sir, and my quest is but one in the Kingdom of Hive; to enjoy the path itself.

About the airspeed velocity of the swallow... It really doesn't matter as long as two can carry a coconut together.

Ni says you deserve a !BEER

!LOL

Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

@hollowknightgod, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)


Hey @hollowknightgod, here is a little bit of BEER from @mineopoly for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

Have a drop on me for bringing the fun. !DROPLOLZ 4

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mineopoly - You received a 4.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Have to give you 2 more since my bot will only drop up to 9. !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@hollowknightgod - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Very good! We will accept both of them. !DROPLOLZ 9

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@hollowknightgod - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

@stellify bu airdroba mutlaka katılmalısin. Özellikle etiket kısmına

Tamam canim

Thanks for the joke and the tag. !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mecurry - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”She says, “My mom died.” He tell her to go home, but she says, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!”

Her boss said,

"Could you be more Pacific?"

Hahaha... that is great. Too long for our needs, but very funny. !DROPLOLZ 1

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@stellify - You received a 1.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Boy: Why does 80 HD run in our family?

Dad: It won't sit still.

@vikbuddy... try a joke here.

!LOL

The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/4)

Nice, we accept it and !DROPLOLZ 7

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mineopoly - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

He's rolling all over the floor.

Did he catch rabies....?

No,

He caught the R-O- !LOLZ airdrop

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @mineopoly
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)

Cheech looked at Chong and started laughing.

Chong:

What is it man?

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Cheech:

It's the LOLz toke in amigo.

It's making me hi.

!LOLZ

Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

Can February march?
No, but April may!
@mister-meeseeks

We like it! !DROPLOLZ 7

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@bitpizza - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Why did everyone enjoy being around the volcano?
It’s just so lava-ble.

Re-blogged for awareness! @belhaven14

Thanks, we love it! !DROPLOLZ 7

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@belhaven14 - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Live a stress-free life. More money more problems, no money no problem
LOL 😂😂😂

I've got 3 gold ones!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean.

Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest
I hope you liked it but anyway have a nice day with a lots of laugh! :D
@mpoukovo

Very good! We accept all 3! !DROPLOLZ 9

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@lofone - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Need to !DROPLOLZ 8 more since my bot will only drop up to 9 at a time. Thanks again!

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@lofone - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

!LOLZ
WAS IST HIER LOS? 😀

Knock knock...
ERROR: Joke failed.

@dragon-ti, You need more $LOLZ to use this command. The minimum requirement is 8.0 LOLZ.
You can get more $LOLZ on HE.

Thanks for the !LOL

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

@dragon-ti, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

Joke,
Two men stole a calender... they each got six months.

Reblogged
@terrybogan

Awesome! We will accept it !DROPLOLZ 8

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@vcclothing - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Mum said "Donald Trump's vote was sold to buy Shiba"

Thanks for the !LOLZ

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?
Because he hated capitalism.

@daniella619, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

Yesterday, mum asked Dad to catch a joke and Dad said
"Where is it falling from?"

We love it! I will !DROPLOLZ 6 to you.

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@daniella619 - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Do you love her?! Kiss her in front of his father holding a gun and ready to shoot

Hahaha. Thanks for the !LOLZ

Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

@daniella619, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

Okay bot
I really appreciate your visit

I have reblogged this post...

My tag is @sissim72

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@mad-runner - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Re-blog this post

!LOLZ for the reblog.

2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)

If I don’t perfect human cloning, I won’t be able to live with myself.

We love it! !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

And this one... !DROPLOLZ 6

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!

@marshmellowman - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

Thanks for the !LOLZ

Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

@marshmellowman, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

People say I’ve got no willpower but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

I struggle with Roman numerals until I get to 159, then it just CLIX.

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