Once upon a time in the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Fallout, there was a ghoul named Gary. Now, Gary wasn’t your average, everyday ghoul; he was a gun-slinging legend with a sense of humor as dry as the desert sands.
Gary’s claim to fame was his ability to shoot the cap off a Nuka-Cola at fifty paces, blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back. He was the fastest draw in the west... well, what was left of the west.
One day, Gary strolled into a saloon, his spurs clinking with every step. The saloon was as silent as a crypt when he entered, save for the jukebox playing a crackly rendition of “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head.” He sauntered up to the bar and ordered a drink – a “Ghoul-Aid,” he called it – which was just irradiated water with a twist of mutated lemon.
As he sipped his drink, a band of raiders burst through the door, hooting and hollering. “This is a stick-up!” they shouted, waving their weapons around. But before they could even finish their sentence, Gary had already drawn his trusty revolver.
With a flick of his wrist and a flash of gunfire, Gary shot the guns out of the raiders’ hands. But instead of bullets, his gun fired joke canisters that exploded into clouds of confetti and bad puns. The raiders stood there, stunned and slightly amused, as Gary tipped his hat and said, “Looks like you guys are disarmed... by laughter!”
The whole saloon erupted into chuckles and guffaws, even the surly bartender cracked a smile. Gary became a hero that day, not just for his quick draw but for reminding everyone that even in the darkest of times, a good laugh could light up the room.
And so, Gary the gun-slinging ghoul rode off into the sunset, leaving behind a trail of giggles and the legend of the ghoul who could shoot faster than his own shadow... and tell a joke even quicker.
Sketched on a Kindle Scribe. Collect on Lens Protocol.
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