It's time for another #squirrelsunday
This squirrel is having trouble with its vision, its time to go to the eye doctor.
He has to squint every time he needs to see something clearly.
Even the doctor appears blurry to him. Son looks like you need to get some glasses he says. But first do you have any expensive United Acorn Insurance?
The squirrel is flying under the radar not purchasing government mandated insurance. Instead the squirrel ran out of the office and got a second opinion from the local shaman.
The shaman said to gyrate yourself on an oak tree rapidly then go on a quest to eat some orange and yellow leaves. Then your sight will return.
The squirrel got lost on his way to the yellow leaves and found himself in an evergreen forest instead.
He tried asking directions from a rude uber driver. Fortunately his vision was too blurry to read the sign.
Finally he made his way to where the yellow and orange leaves were.
After digging around eating as many as he could he gyrated on an old oak tree and his vision returned to normal.
Now he will tell everyone he knows to go to the local shaman instead of the government approved eye doctor. But he has to warn everyone on the squirrel dark web as the hawk authorities might arrest him for not purchasing private acorn insurance.
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)
LOL, this is such a good story, I have to ask our squirrel if he goes to the government approved doctor, since his vision is still blurry, 😄😄😄
Your photos are always awesome.
The squirrel high council doesn't want the lowly peasant squirrels seeing what they are up to so they dose them with a pharmaceutical that blurs their vision and only they have the cure. Little did they know the shaman figured out the antidote first.
Clever shaman. 😉😄
Hahaha, sometimes it is good to have blurred vision 😂
The uber drivers in the squirrel kingdom are quite rude.
Lol, private acorn insurance? What a scam.
I'm glad he's all sorted now. As for Karen, is she the Emu from Useless Farm?
PS: Don't go to an eye doctor if it's an emu called Karen.
The squirrels slave all day long saving up acorns to pay to the insurance company and when they need it for a disaster they say there are no acorns left... Those emus look pretty vicious, kind of like the kevin and karen from this guy.
Haha! That squirrel sure needs some glasses to see well, I always enjoy reading your short story.
Fortunately the secret enzymes in the orange leaves helped counteract the doctor's poison.
Gotta stop searching for acorns in that government owned park if squirrel is gonna stay off the government radar screen 🙄
They have to import butternuts as a secret currency for the black market.
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I fell in love with all these photos, the first photo looks beautifully high quality, and the squirrel looks very comical.
Thanks for sharing these beautiful photos here, cheers! 🤗
He probably thought I had a treat for him. Plus I make squirrel barking noises at them to make them look at the camera.