It's time for another #squirrelsunday
A young squirrel has just graduated from college and is asking advice from various professionals how to get ahead in a corporate career.
The Canadian goose is a quiet quitter. My advice to you young squirrel is to act like you are busy but run down the clock and get paid until they fire you, then claim discrimination after the fact.
The pig's advice is to look for a nice cushy office job that has an open tap and free snacks available to the employees. I don't care if you have to sell the most boring widget possible, you just need that snack bar snort snort!
The strange introverted turtle's advice is to work in the mail room and slowly but surely get promoted to CEO. This is good advice for a turtle who's lifespan is 100s of years but a squirrel would barely make it past sales associate at this pace before they kick the bucket.
The flighty grasshopper says to get any kind of job so you can take out credit cards as soon as possible then end up underwater. After all blurb gurgle gurgle its not too bad living underwater, its unsecured debt right? gasp drown...
The sparrow says to get a government job so you can boss people around with little fear of retaliation. Sure the job is super boring but you get to be pissey and mean all the time and get paid.
The sheep says to go to Oregon and join a hippy co-op. Sure they work you hard but the weed is free here!
The frog says to start your own business and gobble up all the competition in sight by brute force until you're the last amphibian standing. This swampy business is a bit too much for a fluffy squirrel and he was lucky to get away from the from without being swallowed whole.
The wild and free deer says invest all your money in Monero, sure you'll have the government's sights on your back all the time but if you run fast enough they'll never hit you. The next day the deer was seen being loaded into the back of a pickup truck headed towards the taxidermist.
Finally an experience corporate CEO. The hawk used tricky sales jargon and one liner slogans to communicate his message to the squirrel. Keep your eye on the ball, hang in there, go big or go home, impossible is nothing, the early bird gets the worm... After a while the squirrel had to leave as the slogans just kept flowing. Its seems to work for the hawk as he is lord of the lands around here for some reason...
Finally the squirrel had to head home and get an internship with the local walnut harvesting firm. The old foreman is about to retire and he will do an apprenticeship program on how to gather the most walnuts without the hawk CEO seeing him.
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)
Wow! interesting corporation, it was very entertaining to read you, besides the beautiful photos, thanks for sharing, greetings!
It seems the squirrels are destined to work for the walnut harvesting corporation.
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After all the advise from the animals I decided to not follow any of their advice since I am a rebel at heart. 😆
Whatever you do don't go down the Monero route lol.
No Monero route for me! :-)
Grasshopper's advice might not be too bad. Squirrel could definitely open up a line of credit, whereupon they'll soon become eligible for even more and even bigger lines. What with Squirrel's lifespan by the time the debt caught up to them they'd be on to the next life.
Just wait until the creditors hire the coyotes to collect on the debt...
A lovely fat mother squirrel, she apparently has babies!
Absolutely wonderful photos!
Yeah the last one was definitely feeding some pups in a tree somewhere.
Sorry for asking, but are you using a MACRO len for this pics, am I right? Because it is just awesome (your work)
I use a zoom lens, these critters would not let me get close to them with a macro lens. I use a macro for insect photos.
Well, I thought you did the shots using a Macro lens. Nevertheless, the final results were just perfect. Bravo, my friend!
Here's a shot with my macro lens.
Its a frog eat frog world out there 😁
The cutthroat frog level of middle management.
Nice pic...
Thanks :-)