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It has improved quite a lot this past decade. I think in another ten years being suplexed for lighting a candle will be far more commonplace, as it should be.

They do say that you should give a reward equal to the deed!

And it sure beats having hot candle wax dripped on your nuts while you sleep.

Exactly. I prefer molten sugar for the caramelisation. Need a toffee shaker afterwards to get at the jewels and don't have to worry about unwanted pregnancies ever again

lol normally I'd come back to say something even more ridiculous but this time you get the win.

Lol, it was pretty ridiculous! 🤣