There are unexpected turns in your narrative with humor and real surprise. The coil argument is unraveled in a peculiar way, and your response provides it with comic flavor. The story is very interesting due to the strong imagery and imaginative comparisons, from an intergalactic space pilot to a scene reminiscent of Indiana Jones. The mixture of wit and frankness with regards to a personal issue like birth control is amusing but also realistic. I look forward to more surprising stories from your peculiar point of view.
I am glad that you enjoyed although your comment does look somewhat AI generated! :O)