I would eat your children raw before your very eyes for more of those sweet, sweet splintershards. I don't know what you mean by Golem-like behavior, though.
Also, I clicked this headline to be disappointed, but you just told me a bunch of good news I already know, which I find very disappointing, so kudos you son of a... coming dear... you're lucky I'm being summoned...
:P
I'm scared.
Don't be. I'm really a teddy bear. Extra snugglable if you ask me. Most people don't, though.