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themadgoat (62)in #weed • 5 years ago
Fun Facts About Marijuana: Presidential Drug Dealers, Louis Armstrong, and the Mexican Revolution of 1910
There is little evidence of weed smoking in North America until the mid-1800’s when the psychoactive strains from India and Africa became popular in Europe. Unfortunately, that…
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bleedpoet (60)in #poetry • 5 years ago
The Great Garbage Wall of America
A mile north and south of the border A free global dump. Hell, even charge a minimal fee. All garbage sent. A wasteland leeching into the soil below. Needles and pampers…
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edicted (82)in #berniesanders • 5 years ago
if( piss() && vinegar() ) { flag(@berniesanders) }
Alright so I was reading this slice-of-life post about a woman with hoarder parents who inherited all this stuff. It was her job to figure out what to do with all of it. After…
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themadgoat (62)in #christmas • 5 years ago
Fun Facts About Santa Claus: Prostitution, kidnapping, Racism, and Odin
Santa was invented by Coca-Cola to market soda during the holidays. No, they didn’t. They weren’t even the first soda company to whore out Santa’s image. That honor goes to a…
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beograd (50)in #berniesanders • 5 years ago
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beograd (50)in #conspiracy • 6 years ago
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beograd (50)in #criptocurrency • 6 years ago
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themadgoat (62)in #steemmonsters • 6 years ago
SteemMonsters is a scam and we need to be talking about this.
Ok fam, we need to talk. I’ve been watching this Steemmonsters phenomenon for a while now with a healthy skepticism and I gotta say, it smells like Beanie Babies in here. The…
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beograd (50)in #money • 6 years ago
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themadgoat (62)in #educational • 6 years ago
Do You Know What Your Children Are Watching on YouTube? Also: My New Get Rich Quick Scheme.
Ok, so I’ve been hanging out with a two year old boy for the last month or two, no homo. He is the grandson of the chick who's been trying to get me to marry her for the last ten…
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beograd (50)in #madgoatmemecontest • 6 years ago
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themadgoat (62)in #madgoatmemecontest • 6 years ago
Themadgoat Vulgar Meme Contest! Win Steem Basic Income and a Ticket to Hell
Do you like free money? If so, you are in the right place. If you don’t, you’re full of shit and your parents don’t love you because you are a lying liar who lies. Right about…
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beograd (50)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
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comedyopenmic (70)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
The Witness and the contest
First Up - The Contest Due to a little snaffu during the past week a.k.a. HF20. Quite a lot of people would have had issues posting and participating in Comedy Open Mic Round…
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themadgoat (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Openmic Round 32: Epic Fails in Marketing
We’ve all screwed up at work at some point or another. Hopefully, you got away with it, like the time in high school I was spinning a key ring around my finger and it flew off my…
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themadgoat (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Open Mic. Round # 26: Fun Facts About Animal Mating Habits: Rape, Pissing, and Penis Fencing
My Aunt once told me, because animals don’t engage in homosexuality, that proves it is unnatural. It takes one look at the naked mole rat to realize two things. God does…
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themadgoat (62)in #funny • 6 years ago
Man, Fuck That Guy
I was surfing the internet looking for things to get mad about yesterday so I’d have something to write. I guess I’m getting soft in my old age. Thankfully it didn’t take long…
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sandrina.life (58)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Open Mic. Round 17: Everything you need to know to become a digital nomad - Recommendations from a camgirl
Lasting happiness and fulfillment with finding your soulmate and starting a family is so overrated. Digital Gonadism is much more satisfying! Become a digital nomad! You can…
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bleedpoet (60)in #mychest • 6 years ago
*flash** Go home comedy openmike week 17you’re drunk open nipples artwath, hi @jaybird
I nominate @artwatch and @americancarnage cause some branch hole threatened me in the comments. I don't give fucks, I'm giving exposure to to a contest while offering an…
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themadgoat (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Comedy Open Mic. Round 17: Welcome to Texas; Where Rape Has Always Been illegal
Being a pseudo-intellectual is hard work in the information age. Back in the old days you just dogeared a shitload of pages on some Nietzsche, left it lying around the house, and…
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