Good day or whatever and welcome to the post you've been waiting for. Today I've decided to get off my ass and finish a few projects. As someone who rarely gets anything done in this space anymore, this is a huge step for me.
Unfortunately, I don't really feel like writing anything potentially important. For several years almost daily I'd spend several hours working on digital art, then come here and ramble out some nonsense to fill in the gaps.
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Plus it always confused pseudointellectuals and those are my favorite people to annoy.
Just one line like that and I can already smell how furious they are. Two lines in and they're throwing their device across room, triggered upon realizing it would be impossible for me to smell that.
By now I'm sure they've exited and ran straight to Discord to tell that group of geniuses how stupid they think I am.
Don't worry. It's all part of my plan.
Now my comment section will be peaceful for a few hours as they're preoccupied with devising an evil plan to get revenge. Most likely that'll involve providing the village idiot with a script then sending him on over to provide a calculated response to the whole ordeal.
He'll be easy to spot now. It'll be the one angry person.
Approach with caution.
There's nothing worse than an angry pseudointellectual with a job to do.
That isn't what I planned to talk about.
Because I didn't plan anything.
And yes I'm aware this is writing and not talking but when you read, you hear a voice in your head. That voice is talking to you.
I am speaking to you by placing words inside your head, from a distance. I'm able to do this from the other side of the planet. I can even perform this miracle on someone in the same room as me.
This technique comes in handy. Especially when I feel like telling you about my Roratitis.
Not many people have seen Roratitis in nature before. It's 100% possible I'm the only human so far to witness Roratitis in action, but all that will soon change.
First I must warn those with Absurd Sensitivity Syndrome(ASS) to put their safety goggles on. It's 100% possible those suffering from such a debilitating brain disorder could be frightened by Roratitis and become scarred for life.
Behold!
Fear not.
If you ever catch Roratitis, you'll have a friend for life.
Just ask Yorrowmun:
They're a team.
Inseparable.
Back in 1983 when Yorrowmun caught Roratitis, he wasn't sure what to do. There was no help for people like him. No support groups. Didn't even know what to feed him.
Roratitis almost starved to death.
Then one day Yorrowmun's ex-wife stopped in to pick up beer, smokes, money, the house, and the car. Roratitis caught the scent and pounced on her. Immediately taking her back UFC style as she started complaining about Yorrowmun's friends and how much she hates them again.
Roratitis went straight for the ass and started licking while the neighbors gawked.
Nobody knew what to do.
Eventually Roratitis got through the pants and cleaned her right out as she lay there farting and Yorrowmun giggles.
Apparently Roratitis eats lube.
Yorrowmun buys it by the case.
Only lasts about a week.
Gets a few dirty looks and must change stores quite often. Even got kicked out of one permanently when the nice lady asked him what he uses it for and he said, "It's for my pet."
Anyway
That's all I have for you today. Nothing serious. I hope you've enjoyed the show and if not, well, enjoy not enjoying it, I guess.
Have a nice day.
This post was pseudiculous.
I'm in pseudoagreeance with you.
I AM ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS FOR NO APPARENT REASON! I AM USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT SHOWS I AM ANGRY! ALSO I AM THE SMARTNESS! I AM TAKING THIS POST EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY! SEE ALL THE EXCLAMATION MARKS? SERIOUS!!!
HOW DARE YOU COME TO MY POST AND START SCREAMING AT ME!?!?!?!?!?!? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO STAY CALM! SEEMS TO COME NATURALLY TO ME SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!? HUH?!? HUH1?!?
THIS IS THE INTERNET! ANGRY YELLING IS WHAT WE DO! ALSO NAME-CALLING, YOU DOO-DOO HEAD!
DON'T CALL ME NAMES YOU STUPID NAME CALLER! DIDN'T THEY TELL YOU THERE ARE NO NAMES LEFT TO USE?!?!?
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE TRIED THAT ONE ON FOR SIZE YET, AND WERE JUST A DRAMA QUEEN INSTEAD OF LITERALLY OUT OF NAMES! I AM A HELPFUL PERSON, MR. NO-NAME McNO-NAME-FACE!
McWHAT?!!! THIS ISN'T A DRIVETHRU!
DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS INTO A DRIVE-BY!
Isn't that the bulk of the human race 🤣?
Where did Roratitis come from, outer space?!?!
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You can catch Roratitis in the jungle.
And yes, unfortunately ASS is spreading rapidly.
I'm not sure if I could afford to keep him...
We really should try to find a cure for that. But then we'd have to convince people that they need it.
It's not worth attempting. Much easier to simply learn to deal with being snubbed and hated for doing stuff like this, I guess.
Hated for doing art? That's pretty harsh on their part!
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It happens. Just look at those who become famous in the arts. More haters than fans yet still incredibly successful.
Yeah, it doesn't really make sense though. Personally if I don't enjoy something, I simply don't read / watch / / listen to / consume it. Others are welcome to, if they want.
Hahaha, not only presenting a voice, but triggering a vision as well.
And it is quite some movie to have in my head on an easy sunday morning.
It had me laugh out loud.😄 Thanks!
Laughing is good. Making people laugh is better. Especially when they're reading my shit in public on a bus or something.
I read the whole post and understood nothing except the pseudo-intellectuals. I hope this is normal.
PS Roratitis is very cute.
If you're looking for normal, I think that's the door across the hall.
I'm good here 😋
Please, take a chair.
Just make sure you bring it back.
Hello, greetings... I am writing from Venezuela... I was reading your entire publication. I found the energy and force with which he writes interesting... for a moment I thought it was a joke. but I saw later that he was serious. then even... I looked up the term on the internet, Roratitis... I didn't get it I confess that I am a neophyte in this matter... but despite the fact that I don't understand much, I see that you have made progress on this platform... and I congratulate you for the desire you have to continue forward and for all the effort and the effort you have put into it to at least always publish something. many times we stay thinking. and you gave me an idea regarding the publications that one wants to capture what one thinks and that's it. a big hug greetings
It's a joke. It's tagged both #funny and #fiction. #art as well. Nothing here was serious. Roratitis is a name I made up for a cartoon character I made. Searching it on Google leads to this article.
Perhaps something was lost in translation. Sure I've done well here, but I rarely post.
My apologies for the confusion.
Hello, don't worry, in fact I had to do a translation from English to Spanish because I don't speak English... Don't worry Greetings from Venezuela... continue the successes on your account
Which translator did you use?
On my phone I use an application called Spanish to English translator
I see.
Goofing around in front of a global audience has always been difficult. Not the first I've confused someone and won't be the last time either lol. Even with the clear markings things still slip through the cracks.
Nearly every comment under this post is banter. I wonder if people are taking that seriously as well...
Have yourself a good day.
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Did Yorrowmun catch Roratitis or did Roratitis catch Yorrowmun?
Roratitis can't talk and Yorrowmun doesn't get into details, but the more I think about it, I'm beginning to understand why he's so quiet about the initial meeting.
Yorrowmun scary!!
I like to poke angry people. I think they like it too even if they angrily deny it 😀
Dude is scary. Can be angry as well but I doubt you'd want to poke him.
You have no idea the pokiness I can get up to with the pokey stick. It can make them angrier. All red and bulgy
By the sounds of it, they need lube.
In the mouth it seems. Shiny happy people!!
For some reason I just realized Roratitis would make a good tooth brush.
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He has been soundly pummeled!!!
Hehehehe your sense of humor is top notch, something to always crack your readers up😂😂
Anyways with how difficult life is one can use a little comic relief once in a while you know.
Today I woke up, checked my messages, and everyone was laughing at me.
Best day ever!
You sure are a happy person
Just a regular human. Happy when there's a reason to be happy. Always enjoyed entertaining people. Making others happy makes me happy.
I think the portrait of Roratitis is the cutest I have ever seen!
running on -50% today. Just FYI
Cute until it's time to eat.
Bullshit you couldn't smell that.
Can smell it all the way from Uranus.
That's pretty outta this world.
Yeah. I'm spaced out quite often.
hahahahhaha
lube man and ass man strike a new kind of series? maybe.
Maybe Ass Face will make a cameo appearance!
LMFAO
Second episode. Yes please
I'll think about it.
It's for my pet lol....I envision the old lady down at the Walgreens choking on her wrigley's lol
LOL. That or spitting it out!
Yorrowmun looking jacked up but ex-wife picking up all the goods
She doesn't know about the crypto.
Good! We all know what happened to that one guy that was trying to hide it during his divorce big RIP on that dude
Aw, Roratitis is kinda cute. I want to pat the meditating lady on its nose.
Just be sure to wash your hands thoroughly first in only hot water. Soaps and lotions trigger the unstoppable licking event at times as well.
And I'm not surprised you noticed something was there.
Good to see you.
Unstoppable licking doesn't scare me at all.
Good to see you too.
When a person is alone at home or some things are going on inside the mind, a person feels the way you feel. I am also home alone right now and reading your post I also feel like someone is standing. Such a person sometimes has and it is coming but there is no one there and it seems that there is someone. This is especially true when a person watches a horror movie.
That's interesting. Did the art freak you out? LOL
I thought Roratitis will at least have some tits, sad.
Sorry to disappoint.
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