I luv me 2, bro. I luv me a lot of me. In fact, I luv me so much that I can't stop looking at me in the mirror.
I'm looking right now as I type this...no joke. I'm doing a peck dance as I practice my bicep flex pose. I taught myself to type with my left hand cuz the mirror is to my left, making my pose look so much sexier when I do it with my right arm, but I've got to make sure to lean into it and wink at myself with a cocky smile.
Sometimes I have to stop typing so that I can wank one out. Hopefully that isn't TMI...
I'm down for exchanging numbers with you if you're interested in hanging out some time ;)