Canadian Geese - AKA: A-hole Trash Birds of Terror.
A recent twitter thread with @crimsonclad prompted me to take these photos on today's trip to the park, and I thought that - after a minor bit of retouching to show the colours closer to real life - these trash birds might be something the Stock Images community might like to use for something featuring birds.
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Classy Jerks in black and white.
Canadian geese are just so mean! I noticed the woman feeding them trying to back slowly away while throwing the bread farther and farther away. Greedy rage chickens.
The one scared the bejesus out of her kid or grandkid or whatever he was, when it hissed at him and did it's little flappy 'Imma fuck you up if you don't throw that goddamn bread' run at him.
Good times.