LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/25/2023

[lolz.burner]

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/25/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 10-2-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

The Winner

This giveaway is too new! We don't have a post to draw yet. Our first drawing will occure on September 2nd.

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Comments

[manuvert]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
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[andy-vibes]

!LOLZ

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[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)
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[ironshield]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ironshield

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[synergized]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of synergized

(1/8)
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[daddydog]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(1/2)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(2/4)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[captaincryptic]

!lolz
!hiqvote

!gif ashes to ashes

[hivegifbot]

Via Tenor

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of captaincryptic

(1/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[vaynard86]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(5/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

[arpuch]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[hiq.smartbot]

@captaincryptic, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/2) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolz.burner gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

_{For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻}

[hivebuzz]

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[cursephantom]

Send 1 !LOL again today 😂

I don't want to spam the comments with the remaining LOL I have every day 😂🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(4/10)
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[dewabrata]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Introspection sucks
If you think about it.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of dewabrata

(1/6)
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[holovision.cash]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(8/10)
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[efmm]

!LOLZ

[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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[amaari]

!LOLZ 🤣

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/10)
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[pepetoken]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz

[cryptomeme]

!lolz

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

[voltz-blag]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

(1/10)
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[fun.curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.curator

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[voltz.fun]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.
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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of voltz.fun

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[photo-curator]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of photo-curator

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

[cryptovisitor]

!lolz

[pepetoken]

!lolz