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Ask our overseers, they'll aim their towers at you and you'll forget all about it.

The same reasons that teasing a cat with a laser pointer was patented. #5443036A

"Method of exercising a cat"
https://patents.google.com/patent/US5443036A/en

The USPTO is overburdened. Patent examiners are often as inept as any other stereotypical government employee. In most cases you don't even need to have a working model of your claimed invention to receive a patent as long as the fees are paid. Overall the U.S. intellectual property laws are way overdue for some serious reform.

That's why in the timeline in which I was born without a soul I am an intellectual property lawyer and in the timeline in which I am a sociopath I am a free energy device scammer.

To manipulate us :)

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