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Just yesterday, when I was writing about the need for childbirth regulation in my country to help control and stabilize the economy, a laughable occurrence kept appearing in my mind, and I kept laughing throughout.
At the beginning of this month, a Speaker in the House of Assembly in the northern part of Nigeria announced his intent to marry 100 girls from an orphanage as his project to alleviate poverty in his area. According to him, he plans to fully pay the dowries to the orphanage and make sure the young orphans do not lack anything. Oh yeah, he meant well for them, but come on, isn't that another King Solomon? A whole 100 wives, and that's to say he's adding 100 to the one he already has, making it 101 wives.
Nigeria is a very funny place, and anything, even the unthinkable, is very much doable. Oh, lest I forget, winning ranks in the Guinness Book of Records has been a trend. I'm sure he's looking for a way to get his name in there.
Let's think of it:
How is he going to satisfy 100 wives?
I'm not so into sex, but I understand that a man's capacity has significant limitations. One man, when faced with a lady who is very demanding sexually, can hardly satisfy her, not to talk of two or three or fifty such women.
Moreover, ladies tend to give their husbands hell when they are not satisfied, leading them to seek other means or to fight the man to fulfill his duties, or to fight the other women who are keeping the man away. Are you seeing that there's going to be a third world war soon in that part of the nation? Imagine 100 women fighting each other; this will be at its worst because the man is a politician, and they will likely use his position to their advantage.
Okay, imagine he succeeds in impregnating all of them.
That's 100 children at a stretch. If he does it twice, that's 200 children. Oh my God! I can't even think of a man having 200 children to his name; that's a whole community in itself. By then, he would probably go to a forest, clear it, and build his own community.
If that eventually happens, how is he going to cater to all of them?
For God's sake, the economy is tough, and people with three children are feeling the strain, not to mention someone with 100 or 200 children. I know how he's going to do that: he's a politician, and he'll make sure to deplete the financial resources of the state before he leaves office.
To tell you the truth, when the news broke out, a lot of people hailed him for such an act to establish the girls in marriage and lift them out of poverty. I keep wondering how shallow the minds of those people hailing him are. Meanwhile, other people tackled him, and when the criticism became too much, the man came out to say he didn't mean something like that. Lol.
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In as much as it’s ridiculous and potentially comical - I think there’s a darker aspect afoot. There’s such a huge push to normalize pedophilia in the world today through various organizations it’s fucked. What are the ages of these 100 girls? Are they even of the age of consent? It’s all some dark shit and yes it’s stupid on its face but it’s open broadcast for pedophilia because the women are not ALL 18+.
Every reasonable person that heard about the issue frowned at it. Yeah, not all of them were up to 18 and it is very obvious that pedophilia is at work.
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This is very comical but don't be surprised if the Man in question already have like four wives... I think in that part of the country they see it as strength (that is if a man can satisfy many women)...what actually caught my attention in the post was the fact that he says that is his own way of poverty eradication...like how pls??
Our northern people are something else 😅.
See how boastful they're in satisfying women. God abeg!
Oh yeah, he said he want to raise them off poverty... meaning lifting out 100 woman from poverty at a stretch and when an hundred is pulled out, it touches others too.😅
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It is for these reasons you stated that I say the burden of birth control is on the wrong gender.
Came in from #dreemport
#dreemerforlife
Hahahaha😂
Don't mind that man.
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Those who are hailing him are foolish just like the politician. Why think of marrying those orphanage girls (even if he meant it), instead of helping to establish them so they can be successful? This is what a lot of people do especially men who feel they can do anything as long as they have the money and power. So shallow minded people.
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Shallow minded in.
I couldn't think of what's pushing him to make such decision. It isn't for fun, it must be a spirit from hell.
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Of course, a spirit from hell
Wait, he pays their dowry, and he intends to marry all 100 girls himself...?
This is not a joke?
This too is no joke:
“I say to every young man looking to get married — marry into a family of five or more daughters. I did, my wife is the oldest of five sisters. You know why? One of them will always love you. Not the same one.”
Biden’s advice invoked a laugh from the crowd. However, it received mixed reactions from social media users....
Biden advises men marry into families with 5+ daughters: 'One ... will always love you'
That Biden's advice sounds so humourous 😂😂😂
Well, for this case of this politician, it's a real thing until he came out to counter the news that he didn't say so, meanwhile there were evidences everywhere 😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 chai, I can't stop laughing.
So marriage has now turned to poverty alleviation scheme? Hmm, Nigeria we hail thee.
Why didn't he create 100 skill acquisition platforms for the 100 girls at the orphanage? That guy is a Solomon in disguise.
Like you said, he would have to sleep with all of them and some of these girls might be more active than he is leading to plenty trouble.
Now let's say that he impregnates all of them, some girls might give birth to twins or triplets at once...abeg no be barrier be that?
Nigerian citizens need to upgrade their mind process and thought process asap. I'm talking about those who are hailing the so called house member. Mtchewwwww!
It's the twins and triplet for me😂
He could have said he want to enter Guinness Book Of Record😂.
What ever prompted him must be a force from underworld. It's not ordinary. His brain is not a normal brain😂
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😂😂😂 I agree o