As mentioned in my previous post:
https://peakd.com/hivepowerdown/@epic-fail/why-im-powering-down-and-leaving-hive-after-20-years
The post details the author's decision to power down and leave Hive after 20 years, citing reasons such as not receiving votes from certain users, not receiving foot pics, unresolved transactions, and a desire for a change of scenery.
Who: The author of the post, @epic-fail
What: The author is announcing their departure from HIVE after being on the blockchain for over 2 decades. They list two main reasons for leaving, including not receiving votes from certain users and a dispute over payment for foot pictures.
Where: The post is on PeakD.com, a platform for content related to the Hive blockchain.
Why: The author is leaving HIVE due to not receiving votes from certain users, a payment dispute, not receiving Foot Pics, and other personal reasons mentioned in the post.
When: The post does not specify a specific date for the author's departure, but it is indicated that they will be leaving soon.
How: The author explains their reasons for leaving in a humorous and exaggerated manner, including references to personal interactions with other users and plans for the future, including starting a business for Greek Goat Cup Testicle Protectors Company.
In a galaxy far, far away, on a blockchain known as HIVE, a lone warrior known as Epic-Fail has made a monumental decision. After two decades of battling trolls, seeking validation from @trumpman and @bellyrub, and even attempting interstellar transactions for foot pics, Epic-Fail has decided to power down and leave the digital realm for good.
But the reasons for this departure are not simple. From failed foot pic transactions to unrequited votes, from alien abduction dreams to the allure of exclusive parties in Venezuela, Epic-Fail's journey on HIVE has been filled with twists and turns.
As the nodes flicker and the resource credits run low, Epic-Fail bids farewell to the blockchain, leaving behind a trail of emojis, fart jars, and unresolved vendettas. But fear not, for Epic-Fail has one last trick up their sleeve - a new token launch, the $GGCTPC, dedicated to protecting goat testicles in Grease.
And so, as Epic-Fail disappears into the digital abyss, one thing remains certain - the saga of this blockchain warrior will be remembered for generations to come. Goodbye, Epic-Fail. May your neck remain thick and your goat cup always protect you.
!MEME