I think some of the reason I'm not writing regularly is that I'm afraid I'll use Discordian language that offends a Sufi, or existentialist philosophy that offends a Jungian, or street jargon that offends a bibliophile or...
You see the dilemma here?
Being offended is it's own religion, no matter what religion the offendee claims. I'm glad these people make themselves so salient: it makes it easy to identify them as the emotionally immature children they are. Personally, I can't think of a single example of any religion that encourages emotional immaturity, can you? ;)
I tried really hard to think of one, but yeah, you're right. (You'd think there'd be one crazy cult somewhere, but no.)
I sometimes enjoy offending random strangers, but I worry about driving friends away with my ever-shifting, non-standard views. I think what you just pointed out is that if anyone gets offended and runs away, I should throw a party when the door hits them in the ass. Thank you. :-)
I just remembered that Discordianism has a name for these kind of people : Grayface.