This entry is a part of the 100Word Story Contest . More info you can found in this post :

Sober mind
I watched a fool crawled out of the bar and got into his car. When he left, I immediately stopped him and gave him to swell alcotest. He showed absolutely nothing.
- Come on, tell young man what is the number?
- I'm just flawless leader.
- Seriously? And what scrupulously keep?
- A policeman on the nose. The boys already left.
Hope you likeit and found it funny !

Stay positive and many smiles !!!
Note : photo from pixabay .
One of the saddest parts is 2079 votes and $0.07 - that is even AFTER the hard fork and the votes have got that low ... not funny at all unlike your great story!
Thank you for comment but actualy i admit in some of my posts this week the upvote of 2000 dasunt mather but the views of 6 ! Happy steeming happy you found the story funny !