annadeinhard (@annadeinhard)

annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
i just learned that the idiom “Curiosity killed the cat” is detached from the ending ...
... “but satisfaction brought it back" which means... perhaps that risk is worth it.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
does anyone feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue ...
... who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
as I‘ve grown older, I‘ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing ...
... everyone off is a piece of cake. 💁🏼‍♀️
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
My love language is telling jokes at your expense that are progressively more in ...
... appropriate until I cross a line and have to apologize.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
At a certain degree as a single you don’t have friends anymore. just couples, who ...
... adopt you.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
Mariah Carey beginning with „I don‘t want a lot for Christmas“ and then revealing ...
... she wants „you“ is such a good burn.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
adulthood is straight up the worst hood I’ve ever lived in.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago
In a world where everyone wears a mask, it’s a privilege to see a soul.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago
hello darkness my old friend, why are u here, it’s 4 pm?
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago
how to get a guy to stop hitting on you at the bar: ...
... - tell him about your horoscope. - tell him about your cat. - tell him about your cat’s horoscope.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago
my skin has so much oil. I‘m suprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls ...
... it.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago
your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat & she cleans her own butt.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago
it was me. I let the dogs out.
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annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago
People say I can’t multitask. But I can piss you off and amuse myself at the same ...
... time. 💁🏼‍♀️
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