• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  It’s better we let the people decide!

  Theresa May’s expression after today’s vote

  $0.83

  • Past Payouts $0.83
  • - Author $0.65
  • - Curators $0.18

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• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Remove 1 from 100 and you get zero

  When you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy (Source: Giphy)

  $2.22

  • Past Payouts $2.22
  • - Author $1.69
  • - Curators $0.53

   40 4
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Hottie at 3 aclock!

  When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection (Source: Giphy)

  $1.27

  • Past Payouts $1.27
  • - Author $1.03
  • - Curators $0.24

   27 1
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Merry means Gay

  When you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas (Source: Giphy)

  $1.50

  • Past Payouts $1.50
  • - Author $1.16
  • - Curators $0.34

   33 0
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Control Your Animal Instict

  When you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake (Source: Giphy)

  $2.83

  • Past Payouts $2.83
  • - Author $2.16
  • - Curators $0.68

   30 2
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Take my car just don’t touch my beer

  How I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge (Source: Giphy)

  $2.92

  • Past Payouts $2.92
  • - Author $2.23
  • - Curators $0.69

   27 0
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Ding Dong

  One of my most successful pick up lines in a bar (Source: Giphy)

  $3.01

  • Past Payouts $3.01
  • - Author $2.29
  • - Curators $0.72

   34 0
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Low Metabolism

  When you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you (Source: Giphy)

  $3.08

  • Past Payouts $3.08
  • - Author $2.34
  • - Curators $0.74

   33 1
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 5 years ago

  Halloween

  Your Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in (Source: Giphy)

  $1.65

  • Past Payouts $1.65
  • - Author $1.27
  • - Curators $0.38

   30 4
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  I said it first

  When your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back (Source: Giphy)

  $3.14

  • Past Payouts $3.14
  • - Author $2.38
  • - Curators $0.76

   35 0
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Pump And Dump

  Where the expression pump and dump arrived from (Source: Giphy)

  $1.68

  • Past Payouts $1.68
  • - Author $1.29
  • - Curators $0.40

   36 2
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Probably Not

  When you ask the poster boy of Marlboro if it was worth the money (Source: Giphy)

  $1.67

  • Past Payouts $1.67
  • - Author $1.28
  • - Curators $0.39

   31 1
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Not a hole in one

  How what should have been a hole in one with getting listed on Netcoins ended up being a triple Bogey (Source: Giphy)

  $3.11

  • Past Payouts $3.11
  • - Author $2.36
  • - Curators $0.75

   29 1
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Just order for yourself

  When I order fast food and my wife says she won’t have any because she’s not hungry (Source: Giphy)

  $1.31

  • Past Payouts $1.31
  • - Author $1.02
  • - Curators $0.29

   25 4
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Whale Spray

  What happens when you give a minnow Whale Power (Source: Giphy)

  $1.75

  • Past Payouts $1.75
  • - Author $1.33
  • - Curators $0.42

   35 4
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Let me show you my Pika

  Why Pikachu started being banned on television (Source: Giphy)

  $2.80

  • Past Payouts $2.80
  • - Author $2.12
  • - Curators $0.69

   29 1
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Probably Not Married

  The expression I have taught myself to hide deep inside after marriage. Definitely my most important survival skill. (Source: Giphy)

  $3.33

  • Past Payouts $3.33
  • - Author $2.52
  • - Curators $0.81

   31 2
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Now I can rest for the rest of the weeekend

  When you try to explain for your wife how hard it was to clean the dishes (Source: Giphy)

  $2.93

  • Past Payouts $2.93
  • - Author $2.24
  • - Curators $0.69

   27 2
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Patience is a virtue for the naive

  When it’s an obvious bear market but someone makes a post about Steem’s future 1000 dollar price still being a possibility (Source: Giphy)

  $0.20

  • Past Payouts $0.20
  • - Author $0.17
  • - Curators $0.03

   11 0
• bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Definitely X-Rated

  When your kid borrows the computer and you forgot to delete the browsing history (Source: Giphy)

  $3.50

  • Past Payouts $3.50
  • - Author $2.65
  • - Curators $0.85

   28 0