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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 9 years ago
Anyone still use steemit ?
Just checking back in, joined July last year when there was a lot of hype around steemit. Didn't really think much of it and abandoned this account quite quickly, so anyone still…
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 10 years ago
Do heavy breathers produce more steem ?
If iI breathe Heavy i can Steem up a Window, if i breathe heavy here Will iget more Steem ?
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #bitcoin • 10 years ago
Butfinex hacker is found in vegas hotel
Breaking news, The butfinx hacker has been found in a Vegas hotel penthouse along with 7 hookers and a kilo of Cocaine ,the 17 year old was reported as saying "i put my dick In…
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 10 years ago
Steemit = bots replying "upvoted" and fake earnings.
Bored of this shite now.
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #music • 10 years ago
Big in japan.
Back in the 80's pop band Alphaville sang the song Big in Japan . Quite insensitive considering the shortness of your average Jap.
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #food • 10 years ago
Pro tip
Peanut butter is no substitute for butter when baking birthday cakes, especially if one of your kids friends has a nut allergy.
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #food • 10 years ago
Pro tip, Easy cheese on toast
Laying your toaster on its side and inserting the bread preloaded with a cheesy single is a effective and easy way to make cheese on toast.
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemitpro • 10 years ago
Running a profit
Have made a number of useful and insightful posts on steemit over the last couple days, Some kind internet stranger gave me my first steem profit , 1 cent ! Yes ! On a profit !…
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #bitcoin • 10 years ago
Steem down, should i trade for onecoin ?
My free $10 steem has crashed to 8:60 , should I trade it for onecoin ?
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #food • 10 years ago
Pro tip..
Ice lollies are best served cold.
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #fruit • 10 years ago
Question ,
If the guy who discovered oranges discovered bananas too, Would they be called yellows ?
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #blowingbubbles • 10 years ago
Life pro tip
Breaking wind in the bathtub costs nothing and will always bring a smile to your face
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #crisps • 10 years ago
Fat Barry down the pub said that salt and vinager crisps were the best,
I disagree , Cheese and onion are way better.
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 10 years ago
I asked my wife how to best iron my shirts, she said..
Steemit
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 10 years ago
The wife asked me how to cook smoked haddock
Steemit
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #vegtables • 10 years ago
My mate dave says brocolli is the best vegtable, i disagree
Peas are much nicer
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 10 years ago
Posting from a sauna, steemit
Could be Worse, I could streamit
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #funny • 10 years ago
How did the cheese paint his wife ?
He double Gloucester
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #steemit • 10 years ago
Stripping
Today iI am Stripping wallpaper but first I will steemit
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calm-down-stupid (25)in #introduceyourself • 10 years ago
Ah ! I should introduce myself :-)
I'm a steem train, I need steem to choo choo On down the track. Fuel me up !
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