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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowkes • 4 years ago
Impending armageddon and introduction to the HIVE community...
Guys, lets be real for a second. Theres a lot of shit going on in the world right now. The economy dropped dramatically a few weeks ago putting lots of people in vulnerable…
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
I've ran out of bog roll.
So instead I've been using old financial newspapers. The Times are rough... (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Apocalypse?
Someone just drove past me in a tractor shouting "The times are nigh!" I think it was farmer geddon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow…
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Singing in the shower
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the shower. I said maybe. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Wifey text me
All she said was one word, "Earth"... It meant the world to me. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
I just went for a job interview
When I got there I filled my water glass until it overflowed. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, "No" I replied, "I always give 110%" (Images & Text: Designed and…
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
My wife left me
She was seeing another man who just so happened to be deaf. Looking back, I should have seen the signs. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday)…
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
I found a note this morning...
...saying someone is trying to kill my calendar. I feel like its days are numbered. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Robbed.
I was mugged by 6 dwarves the other night... ... not happy. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
What do you call...
...a group of hairdressers waiting for food by the fire? A barbercue. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Memorable thief?
The guy who stole my diary just died... ...My thoughts are with his family. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Life advice...
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, She gave me a hug. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
When i was a young boy...
... my teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic. The jokes on her, I make ceramic vases and jugs for a living now. (Images & Text: Designed…
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Vegan?
What's the most effective way to give up being a vegan? Cold turkey. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
What sounds...
like a sneeze and is made from leather? A shoe! (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Our mate...
Who can drink 2 litres of petrol? Jerry can. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
How do you...
... cut an ocean in two? Use a sea-saw. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
My mother always used to say...
...the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman; terrible surgeon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Did I tell you about the band?
Me and my friends have started a band called Duvet... ...we're a cover band. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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dadjok3oftheday (56)in #dadjowke • 4 years ago
Stephen King has a son named Joe...
... I'm not joking, but he is. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
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