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darthvegan (52)in #funny • 6 years ago
VIVA LAS VEGAN! DarthVegan Guide to the Galaxy (far far away)
WE DONT REALLY CALL IT THE DARKSIDE ANYMORE. WE CALL IT LAS VEGAN. thumb-photo LAS VEGAN IS A PLACE WHERE ALL MEALS ARE PEACEFULLY PLANT-BASED. SMOOTHIES ARE…
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darthvegan (52)in #vegan • 6 years ago
PLANTS. PLANTS. PLANTS. (NOT THIS IDIOT AGAIN.) HARDEST PART OF BEING VEGAN..
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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darthvegan (52)in #truth • 6 years ago
MOST FREQUENTLY ANSWERED QUESTIONS (from a Galaxy far far away)
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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darthvegan (52)in #meme • 6 years ago
NOT THIS, AGAIN.....
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darthvegan (52)in #dmania • 6 years ago
MMMMM... GOT MILK?!
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darthvegan (52)in #funny • 6 years ago
I COULD NEVER BE VEGAN BECAUSE.....
vegansidekick image thumb image Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan
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darthvegan (52)in #truth • 6 years ago
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS VEGAN...?! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan (52)in #fitness • 6 years ago
WHERE DO VEGANS GET THEIR PROTEIN?!
SAY PROTEIN ONE MORE TIME................................... @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan (52)in #truth • 6 years ago
"IM VEGETARIAN BECAUSE MILK AND CHEESE IS BETTER THAN KILLING COWS FOR MEAT"
WHAT HAPPENS TO MUMMY COW WHEN SHE GETS OLD? WHAT HAPPENS TO BABY CALF? COULD MEAT & MILK BOTH BE PART OF THE DARKSIDE? DO YOU THINK MILK IS NATURAL? OR…
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darthvegan (52)in #food • 6 years ago
NO ONE CAN "MAKE YOU" FEEL GUILTY...
YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU ARE GUILTY. @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan (52)in #funny • 6 years ago
VEGANS DONT NEED LUCK. Vegan Ninja Bunny - on the verge of extinction?!
Vegan Ninja Bunny - on the verge of extinction?! @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan (52)in #advice • 6 years ago
"YOUR WAY OF EATING WONT WORK FOR EVERYONE, WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT"
WE ARE NOT ALL DIFFERENT, WE ARE ALL HUMAN. ALL SPECIES HAVE SPECIES SPECIFIC DIETS, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "MY METABOLISM"... BUT I COULD NEVER EAT ALL THAT…
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darthvegan (52)in #food • 6 years ago
"I AM VEGAN, BUT I DO EAT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA, WITH PEPPERONI!"
THEN YOU ARE NOT-VEGAN ANYMORE!!! OR YOU ARE STUPID? OR YOU ARE FOOLISH? DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPERONI IS? GOT PARASITES? MAYBE YOU ARE LAZY? OR…
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darthvegan (52)in #funny • 6 years ago
Merry, we wish you! "DO, OR DO NOT... THERE IS NO TRY." - Yoda, StarWars.
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan (52)in #video • 6 years ago
REVENGE OF THE TURKEY
"I BELIEVE THE TURKEY THAT CAME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, WAS THE SAME TURKEY WHO FRIGHTENED ME THAT TIME." - Turkey Karma Victim @DarthVegan Funny Truths…
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darthvegan (52)in #christmas • 6 years ago
MERRY VEGAN FORCE BE WITH YOU - I AM YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS.
I AM YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS. @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Image Images Video
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vteam (45)in #vegan • 6 years ago
How to gain MORE Energy?!! [Ebook PART 2.] THE TRUTH ABOUT ENERGY & DIGESTION
We eat food for energy, right?! No, not exactly. Depends what food we eat, digestion itself is an expensive process; it costs energy to extract energy from the food. Yeah, get…
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darthvegan (52)in #funny • 6 years ago
"I WAS BORN A FARM, MILKING COWS SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL"
BEING BORN SOMEWHERE, DOES NOT MAKE CALF-NAPPING & THEN PLAYING WITH MOM'S NIPPLES ANY LESS WIERD. Image HAVE YOU EVER MILKED A GIRAFFE? ......MILKED A DOG…
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darthvegan (52)in #vegan • 7 years ago
YOUR MUMMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE CUT HER KNEE, BACON CAME OUT.
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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sebcam (69)in #recipe • 7 years ago
Almost-RAW & Almost-INSTANT SUPER SWEET POTATO AVOCADO MASH | Vegan Steemit Exclusive Recipe
As a raw food health nut enthusiast I very rarely share my dirty cooked recipe secrets, ideas or information. I am usually perceived as the guy with many melons, fruits and…
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