Many people are aware that aliens walk among us. They are all over the place but some people are inhibited about asking what they actually do because they don’t want to look like racists.
What aliens enjoy doing most is abducting cows. They hover above fields and nab a cow for the night. Then they do weird shit with the cow but return it before dawn. Because this is done at night nobody notices, and although it’s not actually included in their daily routine, it's an important part of the alien lifestyle.
Another thing aliens like to do is have shape shifting orgies. Sometimes have them in the bushes, and they make strange screeching noises that people mistake for parrots.
Skateboarding is also very popular with aliens. They are pretty good at it but tend to be goofy footed and keep getting distracted by thinking about orgies.
When they find mushrooms in the bushes they eat them straight away, and sometimes things get a bit intense.
Aliens actually lead very regular lives, just taking drugs and trying to come to terms with their subconscious feelings of sexual repression, often involving arses, fish hooks, and inverted penises. So they are just like us really, except that they are usually grey, and anyone who discriminates against aliens is a white supremacist.
All the pictures here are original pen on paper drawings with digital editing. No drugs were harmed in the manufacture of this art.
Would you like a ride in my spaceship? We can go anywhere except New Jersey.
Is New Jersey another nut house full of mask wearing sheeple who need to be abducted by aliens and taught how to squawk like parrots?
Mmmmmm sounds like Shittsburgh
American cities are bloody humongous aren't they? - so many bridges...
We have a city with a bridges in New Zealand too! (Auckland)
The alien overlords are obsessed with bridges because they are not needed in zero gravity.
Hilarious in word and skilled in creation.
Thanks, I'm trying to be more conservative but things keep popping out...
aye, i bet you have your workflow down and it's pretty much just a fun ride from here right?
The images carry an effortlessness in them, it's quite the trip!
I just did a post about knocking a few off from the subconscious
https://peakd.com/hive-158694/@frot/self-driving-pens-are-fun
sounds like they are the mask wearing public
nice is that chelsea?
That is killary's good friend Barbara Streisand!
Killer Brain Virus Haunts Diva Barbra Streisand
she was mentioned in Bryce taylor's book "thanks for the memories" she is totally used and abused mk ultra diva
yes she has the look, but she is a tortured multiple personality nut brain
😱
Is that an alien?
Are you an alien? - I,ve been meaning to ask because you only speak emoji
He hasn't learned the language of the humans yet!
He's a 'Bot'...
that explains a lot, but i thought he was my biggest fan and i'm hurt and offended now
"Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do"
Too much blue may be causing imbalances - have you considered purple?
The creature from the purple lagoon
This is what you see:
This is what I see:
Yeah, you are turning everything into sexual imagery - very disturbing - as your psychiatrist I recommend more drugs...
It's your sheep in the picture not mine.
My sheep are fully clothed
Inspirational. I've got to get a plane to New Zealand.
There are rules against that sort of thing at the moment...
Next best thing is Frot with Frot Frit for Frat.
My blue eyed son
Darling Young one
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Wow, I,m more popular than Tom Hanks now!
Think I found some of the aliens using fish hooks....
Alien cow abduction confirmed ;-)
You know I have to see what I can do with that pic - your photos are bloody terrible yet suitable for what I have in mind! - I'll be back
permission granted , do your thing .
Terrible in a S6 way i know , on the original picture the car is not even showing . But at least it's a picture i took myself at a specific moment in time ... ;-)
Reminder to self...put eyes back on cow in photoshop
OK - done!
Wow , you made it freaking horror , love it . Like now it's like a alien cow wrecking my car and beaming up the Honda vtec technology up to his space ship ... It ads to the reality where this bull cow came from right to left on the dirt road making , making grumbling weird noises , in the middle of the night , and turned 180 to ?? humb the car ?? or who knows , take the tech .... ;-)
They aren't aliens. They are modern teenagers. I would like to just look at the picture and guess the story. Once you start explaining my brain gets all twisted. It is like the blot psychology test. For some people it is a butterfly. For other people it is an orgy.
That orgy picture you just posted is pretty hardcore - are you repressing any hidden urges?