Posts by Gabriel Garrett (@ggaabe) — Hive

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ggaabe (25)in #funny • 7 years ago
New Millennial Café Brews Coffee Out of Used Cigarette Butts
ASHEVILLE, North Carolina — A new upstart café in Asheville run entirely by Millennials is boasting record sales using a whole new brewing technique: Brewing used cigarette…
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ggaabe (25)in #ai • 7 years ago
DEAR SINGULARITY: MY WISHLIST TO THE AI APOCALYPSE.
Dear Singularity, Hi, how are you? Welcome to the world. I would like to congratulate you on your infiltration of our ubiquitous computer technology, our manufacturing…
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ggaabe (25)in #steemit • 7 years ago
A letter to the 40 new people who follow me every time I publish an article
Who are you people? Seriously. I publish an article here, an article there. Next thing I know I have 20 or 40 followers. Yet maybe only one or two people even upvote my article.…
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ggaabe (25)in #meme • 7 years ago
MEEMIT: An Idea of a Steemit for Memes
Steemit is great. Writers can get paid for producing good work (or, at least copying good work to the Steemit Platform). But what about Memes? The meme economy is huge, but…
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ggaabe (25)in #satire • 7 years ago
BILLION DOLLAR MAN IN BIG TECH TOWN FOLLOWS DREAM COME TRUE
A man sits in a dark room. A drop drips. The man taps a cigar against the side of his chair. The clock ticks. A drop drips. “What have you for me, love?” The man rhythms. He…
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ggaabe (25)in #apple • 7 years ago
APPLICATION TO BE THE CEO OF APPLE
Dear Apple, I searched all over your website to find an application form to become your CEO, but I could not find a link. I am very confused, as the position is clearly vacant…
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ggaabe (25)in #adventure • 7 years ago
My New Job in an Eco-Village on a Volcano
A month ago, I was newly unemployed and unchained in the panhandle of Florida. Now I live in an eco-village on a volcano, in the middle of a lake in Nicaragua. I was working…
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ggaabe (25)in #cryptocurrency • 7 years ago
THE NUMBERS ARE GOING DOWN AGAIN!!! 📉
Uh oh. I put many numbers into the big number. Maybe too many numbers. I put all my numbers into the big number, and first, the number went up. Then the number went down. “It…
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