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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  i just learned that the idiom “Curiosity killed the cat” is detached from the ending ...

  ... “but satisfaction brought it back" which means... perhaps that risk is worth it.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  does anyone feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue ...

  ... who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  as I‘ve grown older, I‘ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing ...

  ... everyone off is a piece of cake. 💁🏼‍♀️

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  My love language is telling jokes at your expense that are progressively more in ...

  ... appropriate until I cross a line and have to apologize.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  At a certain degree as a single you don’t have friends anymore. just couples, who ...

  ... adopt you.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  Mariah Carey beginning with „I don‘t want a lot for Christmas“ and then revealing ...

  ... she wants „you“ is such a good burn.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  adulthood is straight up the worst hood I’ve ever lived in.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 5 years ago

  In a world where everyone wears a mask, it’s a privilege to see a soul.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago

  hello darkness my old friend, why are u here, it’s 4 pm?

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago

  how to get a guy to stop hitting on you at the bar: ...

  ... - tell him about your horoscope. - tell him about your cat. - tell him about your cat’s horoscope.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago

  my skin has so much oil. I‘m suprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls ...

  ... it.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago

  your baby might be adorable, but so is my cat & she cleans her own butt.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago

  it was me. I let the dogs out.

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• annadeinhard (41)in #appics • 6 years ago

  People say I can’t multitask. But I can piss you off and amuse myself at the same ...

  ... time. 💁🏼‍♀️

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