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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-13
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -- Oscar Wilde Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. Just because the message…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-12
All names listed are proprietary trademarks of their respective corporations. He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. -- M. C. Escher Agree with them now, it will save so much time.
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-11
The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity -- the rest is overhead for the operating system. -- Nicholas Ambrose And he climbed with the lad up the…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-10
There is a fly on your nose. heh, I never took a coding class or a graphics class or a software design class and it shows :P Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-09
Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense? your regularly scheduled programming...] -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution Amnesia used to be my favorite word…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-08
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never. If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. -- Anthony
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-07
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime. -- Jimmy Cannon What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwords? :-) -- Larry Wall in…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-06
To stay youthful, stay useful. I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. -- Aristotle Jim, it's Jack. I'm…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 4 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-05
Luck, that's when preparation and opportunity meet. -- P. E. Trudeau Try to value useful qualities in one who loves you. Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-04
This sentence contradicts itself -- no actually it doesn't. -- Douglas Hofstadter Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-03
Bathquake, n.: The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water faucet is turned on to a certain point. -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" You humans are all alike. When…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-02
Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it. A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-12-01
1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY! 2nd graffitiist: Why? The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-30
Hindsight is always 20:20. -- Billy Wilder I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohen Mitchell's Law of Committees: Any simple problem can be made…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-29
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-28
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -- Isaac Asimov You have to run as fast as you can just to stay…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-27
Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and think what nobody else has thought. divorce, n: A change of wife. She missed an invaluable opportunity to give him a look…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-26
"You say there are two types of people?"
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-25
Let us live!!! Let us love!!! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!! You first. Vila: "I think I have just made the biggest mistake of my life." Orac: "It is…
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illusionmagician (51)in #busy • 5 years ago
Terofor 2020-11-24
I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessler Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. --…
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