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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Jokes
Here are some jokes I found funny today: My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Where do bees go on holiday? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Stingapore…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What do you call a dumb bunny? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A hare brain…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Where do young cows eat lunch? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: In the calf-ateria…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: It needed a root canal…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What animal is always at a game of cricket? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bat…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What kind of music do planets listen to? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Nep-tunes…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they might peel…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Where do rabbits go after they marry? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A bunny-moon…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Why are fish so smart? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they live in schools…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Because they use honey combs…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Matt…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Look! No hands…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A blood orange…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: An investigator…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
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Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A. They can’t stand fast food…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Food jokes pt3
Q: What do you call a fruit that goes into space? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: A coco-naut.…
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jadeidol (45)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Food jokes pt2
Q: What do you get when you cross broccoli and a vampire? ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: A: Count Broccula…
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