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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
JAIMITO AND MAMA
FUENTEIt arrives all bit bored to the house because they made a lot of bullin, and the mother asks daddy why that face, he answers jaimito, they say consented to me, that I am…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
JAIMITO Y MAMA
FUENTEla mama le pregunta papito por que esa cara, le responde jaimito, me dicen consentido, que soy muy consentido, y nose por que mama, la mama le responde pero mire a la cara…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
THE BAKER
FUENTEYou know which is the height of a baker, and it is not that the son gets a roscon, but that the woman for a churoo, jajajajajajajaja
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
EL PANADERO
FUENTEUstedes saben cuale es colmo de un panadero, y no es que el hijo le salga un roscon, si no que la mujer lo por un churoo,jajajajajajaja
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
THE TEACHER
FUENTEAll the happy people come to tell their beloved mama, mami mami, I see that in the biology class I am the person who knows the most, and also the tallest person, and his…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
EL PROFE
FUENTELlega samuelito todo contento a desirle a su querida mamita, mami mami mira que en la clase de bilogia soy la persona que mas sabe a y tambien la persona mas alta, y su…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
A CHICK
FUENTEOnce a chick I said pio-pio, another chick answered with a pao-pao, and pun lo MATO, hahahahaha
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
UN POLLITO
FUENTEUna vez que un pollito le dije pio-pio, otro pollito le contesta con un pao-pao, y pun lo MATO, jajajajajajaja
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
Mommy mommy
FUENTEMother, mama, look at me in the streets of the town telling me all facebook, and the mother all comomedora answers, to have child and because they tell you that, something…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
MAMA, MAMA
FUENTEMadre, mama mira qu en la calles del pueblo me estan diciendo todo disque facebook, y la madre toda conmomedora le contesta, haber hijito y porque te dicen eso, algo…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
Passing heat
FUENTEIn a street in Barcelona two people, each with their help canes, because both were blind, but the most tremendous is that both hiban drenched in sweat by the heat he was…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
PASANDO CALOR
FUENTEEn una calle de Barcelona van dos personas, cada una con sus bastones de ayuda, pues ambas eran ciegas, pero lo mas tremendo es que ambas hiban empapadas de sudor por la…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
REQUESTING THE CELL PHONE
FUENTEI was pablo trying to ask the cell phone to a very beautiful woman, who throws himself to ask for it, and said thus: olle pretty girl you tell me your cell phone, she…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
PIDIENDO EL CELULAR
FUENTEEstaba pablo tratando de pedirle el celular a una mujer muy hermosa, asta que se lanza a pedirselo, e le dijo asi: olle niña bonita me dices tu celular, ella le contesta…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
THE CHAMPO AND THE LAVAPLATOS
FUENTETwo very fat friends are arguing and chubby A says to B, I will not continue using the same call, in the bottle says body and volume, you know that's what makes me fat, the…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
EL CHAMPO Y EL LAVAPLATOS
FUENTEDos amigos muy gorditos estan discutiendo y el gordito A le dice al B, ya no seguire usando el mismo chamo, en la frasco dice da cuerpo y volumen, sabes eso es lo que me…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
SOMETHING OF ENGLISH
FUENTEThe English teacher in class tells jaimito to come to the front to present his exam, jaimito happens and the teacher asks, have jaimito tell me tell me how to say party in…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
ALGO DE INGLES
FUENTELa profesora de ingles en clase le dice a jaimito que pasara al frente a presentar su examen , jaimito pasa y la profe le pregunta , haber jaimito digame digame como se…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
EL PROFE
FUENTELlega samuelito todo contento a desirle a su querida mamita, mami mami mira que en la clase de bilogia soy la persona que mas sabe a y tambien la persona mas alta, y su…
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johnathanmoca (44)in #writing • 8 years ago
GOOGLE VS YAHOO
FUENTE Acontinuacion a joke out of category, a man tells a woman, hears your name you google, she says not how you think, he responds because he has everything I seek my love…
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