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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Blondes and airplanes
hello steemians, Let ys enjoy the jike of the Blondes and airplanes , A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman…
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jokes4life (35)in #comedy • 7 years ago
Bored As a Kid
hello steemians, When you're a kid, man, you just started doing something, it was fun... Remember you'd be in the other room, bored, complete burnout time: 'Man, I'm bored…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Height makes the difference
hello steemians, Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I…
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jokes4life (35)in #health • 7 years ago
Medical Simples
hello steemians, enjoy the jokes, I hope you all like it An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample.…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Airplane Safety
hello steemit, I got on the plane yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Trouble
hello steemit, I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of…
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jokes4life (35)in #comedy • 7 years ago
Arm trouble
hello comedy lovers, A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
Goes to the doctor
hello steemit, A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
A pig in a bar
hello steemit, with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this…
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jokes4life (35)in #comedy • 7 years ago
Not for 1 million $
hello steemit , Let's just say some guy, some weird guy, has a million dollars to spend on a blow job. He could probably do better than me. You know what I mean. I don't have…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
BRAVE PIG WITH THE PEG LEG
hello steemit, i hope you like the joke. A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
DUMB QUESTIONS
hello steemit, They always ask you dumb questions. 'Do you wanna be fat?' 'Oh yes, yes, I do. I wanna sweat for no reason.' Every time I breathe, they like, 'Why you breathing…
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jokes4life (35)in #fat • 7 years ago
GOOD PLACE TO EAT
hi steemians,enjoy the joke. You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they…
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jokes4life (35)in #comedy • 7 years ago
Daily joke: Loving Parents
hello comedy's lovers, hope you like the joke. I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
WALKS INTO A BAR... RANDY PANDA
hello steemit, A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and…
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jokes4life (35)in #jokes • 7 years ago
WALKS INTO A BAR... FRUGAL GORILLA
hello steemit, A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill. The bartender thinks to himself, "This…
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jokes4life (35)in #funny • 7 years ago
WALKS INTO A BAR... HORSING AROUND
hello steemit, A farmer walks into a bar with a horse. He says, "I will give any of you $1,000 if you can make my horse laugh." A man yells, "I'll take that bet," and leads…
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jokes4life (35)in #funny • 7 years ago
A bear walks into a bar
hello my fellow steemians, A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR... A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts." The…
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jokes4life (35)in #comedy • 7 years ago
Do you feel !
hello my fellow steemians, Have you ever feel in one of those moods where you dont really know what's wrong but you feel irritated With every one and everything. Ps: this photo is from google
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jokes4life (35)in #comedy • 7 years ago
Minions are minions
hello my fellow steemians, Hahah you can try this out when you fall on the floor and you want to humiliated . Did you just fall ? Noo i attacked the floor. Upvote if you like the post
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