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kvnq (32)in #steemmonsters • 7 years ago
#Who_missed_mhe???
I'm Back.......for good people. . .
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke ;-) ;-)
My doctor said I shouldn't carry heavy things ........ now I lie on the floor while urinating . .
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kvnq (32)in #teardrops • 7 years ago
LOVE ❤️ #teardrops
. . Love Is Not Something You Go Out And Look For. Love Finds You. And When It Does, Ready Or Not, It'l Be The Best Thing Ever Happen To You @teardrops .
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kvnq (32)in #ulog • 7 years ago
Funny Question of the Day!!!......Your Answers are Needed!!!!!
IMAGINE YOU JUST WOKE UP NOW AND REALIZED THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS JUST A DREAM....... And you are actually in kindergarten sleeping in the classroom. . . . How will you…
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kvnq (32)in #surpassinggoogle • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 9) Title: Laugh Out Your Sorrows;-) ;-)
I thought I have seen all the sex style in the world until I heard my neighbor yesterday saying baby climb the wardrobe and jump on my dick.....................I was like O.M.G!!! . .
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kvnq (32)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 8) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-) ;-)
A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote: Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers!!!!! . . .…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 7) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-) ;-)
I was at the mall today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf......... . .
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kvnq (32)in #poetry • 7 years ago
LOVE
• Every treasure is easy to get But the one treasure hard to get Is LOVE It’s been duplicated in so many ways Because it’s original has wandered away • It’s original is…
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kvnq (32)in #poetry • 7 years ago
Oh! My Family
Oh! My family That is meant to be a lily Has become a pain sight To behold therein In which peace and joy Has flew to the highest tree Rather sorrow and pain Has become…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 30/ Laugh Your Ass Out ;-)
Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush! . .
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 6) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-)
A boy was appointed as receptionist in a girls hostel. After 2 months the warden called the boy and said, "Why have you not come to collect your salary?" Boy: Oh my God…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 5) Title: @Discord account ;-)
I just logged into my @Discord account cobwebs and rat shit everywhere even bushes, try yours you might even kill antelopes, or even snakes. . . (Image Source: Getty Images :-))
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 4) Title: Add your own title ;-)
A drunkard entered a bus and sat near a woman Woman: You are very drunk . Drunkard: You are also ugly . The woman was very scold in total shame. As they reached at the bus…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 3) Title: #Mosquito_right_activist ;-)
Just because a mosquito bit you, all you could do is kill...!!!!! _Do you ever think if its an orphan mosquito?? _Or a motherless baby mosquito that desperately needs to…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 30/ My funny Joke: Women are Wonderful ;-)
According to my title "Women are Wonderful" some peeps may ask how??.....owky, check this out!!! . . Try and borrow $500 from your wife and then after two days give her…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
My funny Joke (Round 1)
That moment you are having dinner with your family, then NEPA performed wonders by taking the light. , , , , then you stretch your hand to take your junior brother's…
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kvnq (32)in #joke • 7 years ago
Short Jokes
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kvnq (32)in #comedyopenmic • 7 years ago
A Fight between a Taxi driver and a woman (Passenger ;-))
A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a bus. It was raining and all the twilight girls (Prostitutes) were standing by the roadside. . The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all…
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kvnq (32)in #funny • 7 years ago
How to kill a mosquito
Image Source (Google) How to kill a mosquito Catch it alive Tie it's legs then tickle it's stomach and when it laughs, Catch it's mouth and pour a spoon of…
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kvnq (32)in #steem • 7 years ago
Laugh Out Your Sorrows
. . . . . Follow me @kvnq ;-)
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