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legendary-writer (43)in #hive • 6 years ago
Legendary-Writer is coming to Hive!… Fuck Daniel Son and Steemit!
Imagine my surprise to come out of prison only to find the whole fucking Steemit community fractured in a race war. What the fuck happened? I hope I can be accepted here on…
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legendary-writer (43)in #steemit • 7 years ago
Hardfork 20 - THE PURGE
Ten months ago I endured a barrage of harassment and flags over my views on @papa-pepper, but are the haters still around? No! Steemit managed to purge them and almost…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 7 years ago
Day 294 on Steemit – Have You Ever Said the H-word at a Job Interview?
This morning I was so fucking excited for my job interview at a nice restaurant, but can an ex-con catch a break? Hell no! I even showed up a half hour early so I could buy…
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legendary-writer (43)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago
Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison
I was looking at seven years, but I snitched it down to nine months. I made a deal with the prosecutor to testify against my ex-wife for a reduced sentence of twelve months…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 43 on Steemit – I Got My Second Wife Back, But She's Already Cheating... For Money!!!
As many of you know, my current wife got lockjaw from squatting over a rusty coffee can and then ended up in a coma after taking some bad antibiotics thanks to the free clinic.…
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legendary-writer (43)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago
Introducing Legendary-Writer - I’m A Youtube Viewer With 6 Million Follows And I’m Bringing Them To Steemit!
Many of you may know how active I am in the moonshining community and I’m planning to bring my brethren to Steemit so they can get flagged and ignored too, because that’s what…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Why am I getting 300+ Views But Only 10 Votes??? Am I Steemit’s Guilty Pleasure???
Why is it so hard for the people who read my blog to actually vote for me? You can’t seem to get enough of it, but do you share the love? No! You just get jealous of my…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 35 on Steemit – I’ve Been Locked Up And Fighting For My Life!!!
Three weeks ago I was stopped by the cops, while minding my own business, walking down the freeway. Can you believe that shit? Then those fuckers arrested me for having a…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 11 on Steemit – Someone Spiked My Drink And I Lost My Stupid Cat!!!
I haven’t been on Steemit because a few days ago my buddy came over with some of his new moonshine, and the wife can’t complain because she’s in the hospital. A few shots in, I…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 8 on Steemit – My Wife Didn’t Wake Up and My Neighbor Told The Cops
My lazy ass wife wasn’t content watching soaps all day in bed, so she decided to go to sleep and wouldn’t wake up. I tried rubbing sun burn lotion and jock itch cream on her…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 7 on Steemit – Would You Blend a Happy Meal?
Yesterday my wife began taking antibiotics, but her lockjaw actually seems worse. She now has tiny sores all over her body and she looks bloated. To make matters worse she is now…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 6 ½ on Steemit – My Intro Received 289 Views, But Only 18 Votes! - Why???
Seriously, this jealousy has reached Biblical proportions and I was just snubbed by 271 Hodors! Is it really so hard to vote for the best writer on Steemit? No! It’s…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 6 on Steemit – Now They Are Offering Money For My Dignity, But I’m Not A Prostitute!
Just when I thought the abuse was over I began receiving money in my wallet with a list of demands. This might look harmless to the typical beggar, but I had never…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 5 on Steemit - I Swapped Votes with Someone Today and Now I Feel Dirty!
Have I really sunk this low? I was just so shocked to meet a guy on chat that wasn’t threatening to flag me, that I agreed to wallow in the mud with the lepers. Not since the…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Day 4 on Steemit - Threats, Lies and Acusations of Steemicide!!!
The powers at be are now claiming that I committed steemicide, but don’t you believe them! I am still here! These rumors are absurd and I can’t believe how far jealousy…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Why I Don’t Like Papa Pepper!
On what planet does a guy like @papa-pepper make more per post than me? I am twice the writer he will ever be. It’s literally been three days since I joined Steemit and this…
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legendary-writer (43)in #steemit • 8 years ago
Two Days On Steemit – What Have I Learned? - I Must Beg For Votes! - Really???
Everyone keeps telling me to beg for votes, but is that really what Steemit is all about? Is Steemit really designed to turn great writers into beggars? But why? Who would want…
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legendary-writer (43)in #blog • 8 years ago
Why Did My Intro Only Make $4.00??? – Where Are The Thousands That Jerry Banfield Promised???
WTF @jerrybanfield!!! I sat through that wet-brained, mumble-mouth’s entire video and that silly, son of a bitch said that I would be rich by now, it’s been 24 freakin…
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legendary-writer (43)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago
Introducing @legendary-writer - God’s Gift To Steemit – You’re Welcome!!!
-Fight Club I was told that the first thing I post should be an #introduceyourself post, but I wanted to do something else and I can’t believe you idiots talked me into…
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