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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 3 days ago
Professor Bukele Explaining How To Actually Drain The Swamp 👌
In a UN General Assembly speech, President Nayib Bukele defended his nation’s aggressive security measures, insisting the decisions taken to combat crime were necessary. He also…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 3 days ago
Reality Check
If you rob, assault, or kill someone, you’re not “misunderstood,” you’re just a criminal with Wi-Fi. And if the same guy you saw in cuffs last week is now standing next to you at…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 3 days ago
Oh wow, Thank You Uncle Sam 🤬
So this “no tax on overtime” miracle we were promised? Yeah… turns out it’s not showing up in your paycheck. Nope. You’ll maybe see it next year as a slightly less insulting tax…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 3 days ago
Five long days, I Gave my Best, Now it’s Friday Time to Rest! 😎
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 3 days ago
Breaking News: The Government vs. The Dorito Cartel 🍃🔫
Oh, thank you, Government defender of logic, protector of freedoms, and absolute expert at making sure nobody enjoys life responsibly. 🥲 Here’s the kicker: Trump’s…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 4 days ago
Here’s The Latest Episode Of “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up 🤦‍♂️
Federal prosecutors just dropped two illegal gambling cases over 30 people indicted. Among the unexpected guest stars? Miami Heat’s Terry Rozier, Trail Blazers coach Chauncey…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 4 days ago
America Wins Another Round of “Whack-a-Cartel – Now Streaming in 4K Ocean Mode
U.S. forces have once again played target practice with a suspected drug boat — this time somewhere in the Pacific, because apparently the Atlantic leaderboard was getting…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 4 days ago
🤦‍♂️ Trump Pardoning P. Diddy 🤦‍♂️
Breaking news from the land where all the dumb ideas come from: some geniuses are actually talking about Trump pardoning P. Diddy. Yep. The guy with prostitution-related…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 5 days ago
The View Serves a Reality Check No Sugar Added 🤯
Wow. Jaw-dropping moment. On October 15, 2025, The View became a battlefield of common sense when Whoopi Goldberg had the audacity to suggest that maybe—just maybe—Congress…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 5 days ago
Repeat Offender Unlimited: Because Who Needs Consequences?
If a doctor knowingly sent a contagious patient out to infect everyone, they’d lose their license and probably their career. 🤔 A judge releases a repeat violent offender…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 5 days ago
💬 Facts Over Feelings The Sequel Nobody Asked For 🤷‍♂️
Yeah, remember those? The things we used before emotions got promoted to “truth.” Apparently, we now live in the era of emotional experts people who think outrage is a skill…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 5 days ago
The No King Show 🤦‍♂️
So here’s the show: we’ve got folks waving their “No King!” protest signs because obviously what the world really needs right now is more monarchy talk. And their big message…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 8 days ago
I may not be your king… but I am the King of the Roast.
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 8 days ago
Ever notice how some politicians act like they’re in love with chaos? 🤷‍♂️
I mean seriously — sit back and think about it. Why does it always seem like they need crime, homelessness, and endless “social programs” the way Netflix needs subscriptions…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 9 days ago
Socialism: Now Serving Globally… But Don’t Worry, Your Bills Are Still Here
Apparently, turning a country socialist is easy: sprinkle in some arts programs, toss a DEI workshop on top, maybe a transgender comic book for flavor… and voilà, wait for the…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 9 days ago
The Real Danger No One’s Talking About Hint: It’s Not a Tweets
Yeah, real narcomantas — not memes, not internet rumors — actual banners hanging in Cabo with U.S. officials’ names on them, warning they’ll start killing Americans in La Chapiza…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 9 days ago
Bedtime with Trump: Sharks, Drones, and Total Losers
clears throat, adjusts hair, leans into the mic "Alright, Uncle Sam, my favorite guy, tremendous guy, stars and stripes forever. Time for a bedtime story, the best story, nobody…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 9 days ago
Florida’s “No Kings” Protest Tour 2025 Where Freedom Has a Curfew 🚨
Florida’s “No Kings” Protest Tour 2025 Where Freedom Has a Curfew This Saturday, folks all over Florida plan to protest “authoritarianism.” Cute idea just don’t block…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 10 days ago
Alright, somebody stop me if I’m wrong… 🤷‍♂️
America is broke. Our borders are a joke. People are drowning in bills. And yet… somehow we have billions to spend teaching other countries how to live. Brilliant. Check out…
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melrod97 (50)in #someeofficial • 10 days ago
When Political Trolling Becomes an Olympic Event 🤣 🤣
Trump’s new “Presidential Walk of Fame” features portraits of past leaders except Biden’s frame, which proudly displays an autopen. Because hey, someone had to sign the executive orders.
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