• michael45 (25)in #comedy • 6 years ago

  Victoria’s no longer a secret:

  So my oldest brother Ethan doesn’t like wearing pants while at home, he wears boxers (because he’s a gentleman) but REFUSES to wear pants. So one day we’re all just chilling on…

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• michael45 (25)in #comedy • 6 years ago

  I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard

  My whole class once got detention because I drew a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when the teacher went to wipe off the board all the fluff came off and stuck to…

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• michael45 (25)in #comedy • 6 years ago

  All the fish

  I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so…

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