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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 160
Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 159
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 158
Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 157
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1)…
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 156
" 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 155
First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 154
Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 153
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 152
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 151
There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 150
Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 149
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 148
after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down and talk to the janitor and find out how well that mop works ? sid crown
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 147
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 146
Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 145
Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time. --George Bernard Shaw--
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 144
The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 143
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid…
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 142
Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
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mrquote (35)in #quote • 8 years ago
Daily Quote 141
Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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