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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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Smoke means progress or, at least, people setting fire to things.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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It's time to play Bishop of Spain again!
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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Wearing pay checks like necklaces and bracelets.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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I could not call her on a cell phone because this was 1991, and the aliens had not given us that technology yet.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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The word for the day is "chillarious".
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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All species are unique, but humans are uniquier.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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I find yelling the serenity prayer always helps.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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If you’ve never been captured and eaten by the natives, you’re spending too much time in your canoe.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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Is an Orion bombship shooty, or assaulty?
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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The chances of being hurt by someone who got past airport security are smaller than dying in your dentist's office from an anaesthesia error.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows you how good we are at evaluating risk.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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The knee, the fist, the elbow, the head! You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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As soon as you pull off a conspiracy, the first thing you do is start a conspiracy theory about it.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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No cape, no spandex, no service.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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While visiting Madagascar, Usain Bolt wondered whether he could reach Indonesia running on water. He promised not to do that ever again.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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Bruce Schneier reads the Voynich Manuscript as a bedtime story.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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No one ever says, at the end of his life, "I sure wish I hadn't eaten so much cookie dough."
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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Peru is nice but those deep fried guinea pig sandwiches mess with my system.
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octa9on (33)in #funny • 5 years ago
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Even if you don't think life extension technologies are a good thing, it's only a matter of time before almost everyone thinks they are.
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