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pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • yesterday
(Humor) Great escape + Gran escape. [Eng+Spa]
Two patients arrive at a remote mental health clinic, where they were assigned by the court. Unhappy with the situation, they converse among themselves: — Let's escape! It's outrageous that they want to
$2.17
Pending payout amount: $2.17
Breakdown: 1.08 HBD, 4.65 HP
Payout in 6 days
117 8
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 4 days ago
(Humor) Horns and Wings + Cuernos y alas [Eng+Spa]
— Mom, Dad wants to jump out the window! — Well, tell your father not to be an idiot. I gave him horns, not wings! +++ — ¡Mamá, Papá se quiere tirar por la ventana! — Pues dile a tu padre que no sea idiota.
$0.58
Pending payout amount: $0.58
Breakdown: 0.29 HBD, 1.25 HP
Payout in 3 days
128 6
pedrobrito2004 (70)in #blog • 5 days ago
5600 Hive Power [Eng+Spa]
Today I realized I’d managed to pass the 5,600 Hive Power milestone on my blog account. And that made my day. It’s a simple goal, but I’m still happy about the growth in the account. One thing worth noting
$0.39
Pending payout amount: $0.39
Breakdown: 0.19 HBD, 0.83 HP
Payout in 2 days
80 4
pedrobrito2004 (70)in Ecency • 6 days ago
RE: Juana de Arco
Creo que siempre es una mancha en la historia, que si bien ella fue apresada por sus enemigos nacionales, los ingleses, fue gente de su propia nacionalidad la que le juzgó y…
$0.35
Pending payout amount: $0.35
Breakdown: 0.18 HBD, 0.76 HP
Payout in 22 hours
4 3
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Short Humor) Eight + Ocho. [Eng+Spa]
What did 0 say to 8? +++ ¿Qué le dijo el 0 al 8? Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen “Nice belt, it slims your waist nicely.” +++ “Bonito cinturón, adelgaza bien tu cintura”.
$0.34
Pending payout amount: $0.34
Breakdown: 0.17 HBD, 0.72 HP
Payout in 4 days
18 2
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Too demanding + Demasiado exigente. [Eng+Spa]
In a divorce court, the judge questions the woman: — Tell me. What is your reason for wanting to divorce your husband? — My husband treats me like I'm a dog. — Does he mistreat or hit you? — No, he wants
$0.31
Pending payout amount: $0.31
Breakdown: 0.15 HBD, 0.66 HP
Payout in 4 days
21 4
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Enemy couple + Pareja enemiga. [Eng+Spa]
Before leaving home, a lady asks her moody husband: “Am I make-up enoughs?” To which the husband, with the worst face, replies: “No-enough. I can still see your face.” Antes de salir de casa, una señora
$0.29
Pending payout amount: $0.29
Breakdown: 0.14 HBD, 0.62 HP
Payout in 4 days
56 4
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 18 hours ago
(Humor) Talent + Talento [Eng+Spa]
In an outdoor casting, a talent show is doing a group interview. They ask a young man: — Well, what do you know how to do? — I imitate the birds. — Ha! Anyone can do that. That's not a talent worth having
$0.20
Pending payout amount: $0.20
Breakdown: 0.10 HBD, 0.43 HP
Payout in 7 days
50 2
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Solidarity + Solidario. [Eng+Spa]
Two students enter the classroom late, and the teacher asks one of them: “Student, why are you late?” “I was dreaming that I was traveling all over the place, I saw so many countries, and I woke up a little
$0.19
Pending payout amount: $0.19
Breakdown: 0.10 HBD, 0.41 HP
Payout in 4 days
29 1
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Costume + Disfraz. [Eng+Spa]
A very affectionate woman is invited to a costume party, she makes one, and shows it to her husband: — My love, do you like my costume? — Yes, my love, you look very pretty dressed as a cow. — Idiot! -
$0.18
Pending payout amount: $0.18
Breakdown: 0.09 HBD, 0.39 HP
Payout in 4 days
20 2
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) So ugly... + Tan feo que... [Eng+Spa]
There was a cook who was so ugly, so ugly...+++ Había un cocinero tan feo, pero tan feo… Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen He made onions cry!+++ ¡Que hacía llorar a las cebollas!
$0.17
Pending payout amount: $0.17
Breakdown: 0.09 HBD, 0.37 HP
Payout in 4 days
42 2
pedrobrito2004 (70)in Hive Power • 4 days ago
Hive Power Up Day! [Eng+Spa] 2025-06-01
It's the first day of the month, and it's power-up day on the Hive network.
$0.14
Pending payout amount: $0.14
Breakdown: 0.07 HBD, 0.31 HP
Payout in 3 days
26 7
pedrobrito2004 (70)in Hive Gaming • 2 days ago
RE: How to make a sequel: Mass Effect 2 [ENG-ESP]
Ese es un gran juego, mi hermano disfruta bastante jugarlo y también la parte 3, aunque el cierre de la trilogía deja un poco insatisfecho. Pero las partes de cinemática, los…
$0.13
Pending payout amount: $0.13
Breakdown: 0.07 HBD, 0.28 HP
Payout in 5 days
4 3
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • yesterday
(Short Humor) Chromatic joke + Chiste cromático. [Eng+Spa]
Little Red Riding Hood married Prince Charming (Blue Prince)... and they had a son, Violet.+++ Caperucita Roja se casó con el Príncipe Azul… y tuvieron un hijo violeta. Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen
$0.12
Pending payout amount: $0.12
Breakdown: 0.06 HBD, 0.26 HP
Payout in 6 days
19 0
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 2 days ago
(Humor) Maintenance + Mantenimiento [Eng+Spa]
In a hotel, a woman calls the hotel reception desk (from the top floor) on an internal phone: — Please come quickly! I'm having an ugly argument with my husband, and now he says he's going to jump out
$0.12
Pending payout amount: $0.12
Breakdown: 0.06 HBD, 0.26 HP
Payout in 5 days
28 1
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 4 days ago
(Humor) A bite of apple + Un bocado de manzana. [Eng+Spa]
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple you're eating?+++ ¿Qué hay peor que encontrar un gusano en una manzana que te estás comiendo? Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen Realizing, after swallowing
$0.11
Pending payout amount: $0.11
Breakdown: 0.05 HBD, 0.23 HP
Payout in 3 days
30 7
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Absent-minded + Despistado. [Eng+Spa]
A boy comes home a little worried, and says upon entering: — Mom, everyone at school says I'm very absent-minded, distracted, and that they don't want to play with me because I miss what's going on around
$0.07
Pending payout amount: $0.07
Breakdown: 0.04 HBD, 0.16 HP
Payout in 4 days
17 2
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago
(Humor) Cross-examination + Contrainterrogatorio [Eng+Spa]
A young college student accompanies his parents to visit his grandmother. He gets bored and wants to watch a movie, but his grandmother has taken control of the television and is watching her cooking show.
$0.06
Pending payout amount: $0.06
Breakdown: 0.03 HBD, 0.14 HP
Payout in 4 days
18 3
pedrobrito2004 (70)in #trash • 6 days ago
RE: 🛻 Vinieron a retirar los escombros de la puerta de casa! 🙌🏼//🛻 They came to remove the debris from the front door of the house! 🙌🏼
Siempre es grato cuando un servicio estatal funciona bien.
$0.04
Pending payout amount: $0.04
Breakdown: 0.02 HBD, 0.09 HP
Payout in 17 hours
3 2
pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • yesterday
(Humor) Surprice! + ¡Sorpresa! [Eng+Spa]
A young teenager arrives home excitedly, and upon seeing her parents, she says: — Daddy, Happy Grandparents' Day! — Oh, honey, but I don't have any grandchildren. — SURPRISE! +++ Una joven adolescente
$0.04
Pending payout amount: $0.04
Breakdown: 0.02 HBD, 0.09 HP
Payout in 6 days
23 2