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• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 hours ago

  (Humor) Glass half full or half empty. + Vaso medio lleno o medio vacío. [Eng+Spa]

  One day, the logical dilemma of “glass half full or half empty” was posed to a drunk as part of his evaluation to treatment. Since the drunk wasn't entirely sure when he heard it, they poured him half

  $0.24

  • Pending payout amount: $0.24
  • Breakdown: 0.12 HBD, 0.68 HP
  • Payout in 7 days

   63 1
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 14 hours ago

  (Short humor) Play replay. + Repetición de jugada. [Eng+Spa]

  There was a footballer so bad, so disastrous at his game, that the only time he scored a goal, everyone in the stadium was stunned. They quickly put the replay on the giant screen... and in the replay,

  $1.33

  • Pending payout amount: $1.33
  • Breakdown: 0.67 HBD, 3.79 HP
  • Payout in 6 days

   83 5
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in #spanish • 2 days ago

  Forced pause. + Pausa obligada. [Eng+Spa]

  Today, Friday, I'm taking things slowly. Yesterday I had a severe stomach ache, and it turns out my brother also had a stomach ache today. That led us to suspect we've had “May.” In our country, it often

  $1.36

  • Pending payout amount: $1.36
  • Breakdown: 0.68 HBD, 3.86 HP
  • Payout in 5 days

   68 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago

  (Humor) We are nothing. + No somos nada. [Eng+Spa]

  At a wake for the deceased, a drunk sits next to the coffin and laments: “We're nothing... We're nothing...”. One of the deceased's relatives notices he doesn't know the drunk and decides to speak to him.

  $0.23

  • Pending payout amount: $0.23
  • Breakdown: 0.12 HBD, 0.67 HP
  • Payout in 4 days

   14 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 3 days ago

  (Humor) What did he lose? + ¿Qué se le perdió? [Eng+Spa]

  A drunk on the street is on all fours, not getting up, and making gestures as if he were looking for something lost on the ground. A young, worried passerby approaches him and says: — Excuse me, friend,

  $0.53

  • Pending payout amount: $0.53
  • Breakdown: 0.26 HBD, 1.49 HP
  • Payout in 4 days

   54 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 5 days ago

  (Humor) If I had listened to Mom... + Si le hubiera hecho caso a mamá… [Eng+Spa]

  A woman is with her husband and suddenly sees a man some distance away. The man is very drunk and celebrating raucously. The woman touches her husband and says: — Look at that man over there. — Aha, what's

  $0.27

  • Pending payout amount: $0.27
  • Breakdown: 0.14 HBD, 0.77 HP
  • Payout in 2 days

   29 9
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 6 days ago

  (Humor) Laziness. + Flojera. [Eng+Spa]

  A man enters a pharmacy, moving lethargically in slow motion. Upon reaching the counter, he asked in a sleepy voice: “Hello, do you have a pill for laziness?” “Yes, we have it.” “Would you put one in my

  $0.15

  • Pending payout amount: $0.15
  • Breakdown: 0.07 HBD, 0.41 HP
  • Payout tomorrow

   21 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 7 days ago

  (Humor) Rumor. [Eng+Spa]

  Two friends meet at a gathering and chat. — I heard you finished your chef studies and were sent to intern with a great chef. Congratulations! — Thanks. — You don’t look very cheerful. I heard a rumor

  $0.18

  • Past Payouts $0.18
  • - Author $0.09
  • - Curators $0.09

   72 7
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in Caturday • 8 days ago

  Amarillo in Caturday [Eng+Spa] 2025-09-20

  Taking photos of Amarillo presents its own challenges. This cat seems to have a cat-like sensor that lets him know when I'm pointing a camera at him, so (when he's full awake) he's very difficult to

  $0.31

  • Past Payouts $0.31
  • - Author $0.16
  • - Curators $0.16

   15 5
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 8 days ago

  (Humor) Name. + Nombre. [Eng+Spa]

  A young man was walking and saw a friend, unaware that his girlfriend was following him. “Hi, Honey.” His girlfriend jumped up next to him and yelled at him as if she'd caught him cheating. “Why are you

  $1.81

  • Past Payouts $1.81
  • - Author $0.91
  • - Curators $0.90

   124 10
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in #life • 9 days ago

  Micropost 2025-09-19 [Eng+Spa]

  I was sleeping in to recover from yesterday's late night, and it turns out I was woken up by thunder terrifyingly close to home. Now I'm trying to run and check if I have any work in the mail before the

  $0.15

  • Past Payouts $0.15
  • - Author $0.08
  • - Curators $0.07

   43 5
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 10 days ago

  (Humor) Cheap? + ¿Barato? [Eng+Spa]

  A tourist is walking through a European country and hears a very loud sales pitch. “For one Euro! Take your purchases home for just one Euro! Don't miss the opportunity to buy for only 1 Euro!” Curious,

  $0.23

  • Past Payouts $0.23
  • - Author $0.12
  • - Curators $0.11

   54 7
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 11 days ago

  🎁(Humor) Gift of reconciliation. + Regalo de reconciliación. [Eng+Spa]

  A man, who has been repeatedly unfaithful, has exhausted his wife's patience. When he comes home and sees her sitting in the living room, with a noticeable cold fury, he becomes frightened and tries to

  $1.65

  • Past Payouts $1.65
  • - Author $0.83
  • - Curators $0.82

   133 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 12 days ago

  (Humor) Romantic Academic? + ¿Académico Romántico? [Eng+Spa]

  During an intimate evening, a girl says to her boyfriend (a young historian): — Darling, tell me something romantic… — The Aqueduct of Segovia, 2nd century. — (…) My love, I said “Romantic,” not “Roman.”

  $0.20

  • Past Payouts $0.20
  • - Author $0.10
  • - Curators $0.10

   42 9
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 13 days ago

  (Humor) Love at first sight. + Amor a primera vista. [Eng+Spa]

  A guy managed to ask out a very attractive girl he'd just met. And he was trying hard to make conversation. — Honey, do you believe in love at first sight? — I didn't before. — Do you believe it now? —

  $0.05

  • Past Payouts $0.05
  • - Author $0.03
  • - Curators $0.02

   19 9
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 13 days ago

  (Humor) We were happy. + Éramos felices. [Eng+Spa]

  After a heated argument, the wife is very upset and complains to her husband. “I'm sick of these fights! I wish we could be happy, like we were fifteen years ago.” The husband freezes, and still annoyed,

  $0.03

  • Past Payouts $0.03
  • - Author $0.01
  • - Curators $0.01

   24 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 13 days ago

  Alcoholic madness. + Locura etílica. [Eng+Spa]

  The morning after a really drunken night, nursing a hangover, a couple gets into a bit of an argument. “Honey, I assure you I wasn't that drunk last night, just a little tipsy.” “Really? Then why did you

  $0.08

  • Past Payouts $0.08
  • - Author $0.04
  • - Curators $0.04

   23 4
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 13 days ago

  💍(Humor) That depends... + 😆 Eso depende… [Eng+Spa]

  A young fortune hunter plans to commit marriage fraud and targets a millionaire man who has four daughters, and whose entire family is known for not being very intelligent. Knowing that it's traditional

  $1.71

  • Past Payouts $1.71
  • - Author $0.86
  • - Curators $0.85

   79 6
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in Ecency • 14 days ago

  Guava Chicha. + Chicha de guayaba. [Eng+Spa]

  Today I wanted to share something that caught my attention. I live in the tropics, and in my country, it's common to consume chica as a refreshing drink.

  $2.00

  • Past Payouts $2.00
  • - Author $1.01
  • - Curators $0.99

   154 8
• pedrobrito2004 (71)in Ecency • 15 days ago

  Uncertainty & fails. + Incertidumbre y fallas. [Eng+Spa]

  Today is a relatively calm Saturday. We're taking a leisurely pace into the weekend. If it weren't for the intermittent power outages we're having at home, I'd say it's a very pleasant day. I wanted to

  $0.23

  • Past Payouts $0.23
  • - Author $0.12
  • - Curators $0.11

   57 9