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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-13
Availability is limited. They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps. -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost" I've given up reading books; I…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-12
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1 Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you. While there's life, there's…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-11
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty. -- Joseph C. Goulden…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-10
Q. Why is this so clumsy? A. The trick is to use Perl's strengths rather than its weaknesses. -- Larry Wall in [email protected] Variables don't; constants…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-09
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein As part of an ongoing effort to keep you, the Fortune reader…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-08
Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within. The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it. (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-07
Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up.…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-06
People need good lies. There are too many bad ones. -- Bokonon, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. "[W]hen the policy you are adopting is worse for everybody than a policy…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-05
Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic? A: The Titanic had a band. It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4 B.C. -…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-04
Send some filthy mail. Oh this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is. -- Gaius Valerius Catullus "We want to create puppets that pull their own strings." -- Ann Marion…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-03
"...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals." (By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center) "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-02
/* Oops. The kernel tried to access some bad page. We'll have to terminate things with extreme prejudice. */ die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code); (From…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-12-01
Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient. Wear me as a seal upon your heart, as a seal upon your arm; for love is strong as death, passion cruel as the grave; it…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-30
"No one talks peace unless he's ready to back it up with war."
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-29
Wishing without work is like fishing without bait. -- Frank Tyger "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-28
The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it. Canonical, adj.: The usual or standard state or manner of something. A true story: One Bob Sjoberg, new…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-27
/earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can. "How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "FIFTEEN!! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" Sometime in 1993…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-26
Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic. Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a thing he tells you. If science were…
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-25
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd. Oh no, not again. -- Manoj Srivastava All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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peshka (5)in #busy • 5 years ago
Renzan 2020-11-24
The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time. 1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty 1929 The high sign of…
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